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Start with a random fact of the day... Anyone remember Brian Howard?
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Just seen that Brian Howard now plays for CSKA Sofia. How random! <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23readingfc&src=hash">#readingfc</a></p>— martandvic (@martandvic) <a href="https://twitter.com/martandvic/statuses/393455130282315776">October 24, 2013</a></blockquote>
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You all know the score from last weekend, but here are some tasty additions to the not-so-appetising result.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Come on the boys <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%233points&src=hash">#3points</a> <a href="http://t.co/QDoj93GDcj">pic.twitter.com/QDoj93GDcj</a></p>— Alex McCarthy (@Alex_Macca23) <a href="https://twitter.com/Alex_Macca23/statuses/394097437469859840">October 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/TimDellor">@TimDellor</a> "Adam Le Fondre had Shittu all over him!" Wonderful piece of radio haha <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23readingfc&src=hash">#readingfc</a></p>— Matt Hicks (@MattHicks51) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattHicks51/statuses/394104512673112065">October 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Buzzing to get man of the match today <a href="http://t.co/H2UxqXhcRJ">pic.twitter.com/H2UxqXhcRJ</a></p>— Jordan Obita (@JordanObita) <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanObita/statuses/394157527061262336">October 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Sadface. :-(
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>LUEY JACOB SHARP born 2 years ago today,gone but never ever forgotten.❤👣🙏thank you to you all for the support for me & <a href="https://twitter.com/jadecarlie86">@jadecarlie86</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23LJS&src=hash">#LJS</a></p>— billy sharp (@billysharp10) <a href="https://twitter.com/billysharp10/statuses/394404959934222336">October 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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*BIRTHDAY KLAXON*
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Gave <a href="https://twitter.com/CraigTanner27">@CraigTanner27</a> some little birthday kicks today in training which he weren't happy about <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23bdayboy&src=hash">#bdayboy</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23quickfeet&src=hash">#quickfeet</a></p>— Aaron Tshibola (@AaronTshibola8) <a href="https://twitter.com/AaronTshibola8/statuses/394485913352679424">October 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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The boys get found out by former GetReading reporter Fordham.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>“We never read the papers,” Le Fondre buries his head in one - others stacked in the foreground here <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23busted&src=hash">#busted</a> <a href="http://t.co/wK0xD6TcYC">pic.twitter.com/wK0xD6TcYC</a></p>— Jonny Fordham (@JonnyFordham) <a href="https://twitter.com/JonnyFordham/statuses/394789119328403456">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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MY EYES. MY EYESSSSSS.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>PHOTO: Manager and Chairman embrace pitchside! <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MyTownMyClub&src=hash">#MyTownMyClub</a> <a href="http://t.co/yA10ZHr7cf">pic.twitter.com/yA10ZHr7cf</a></p>— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC/statuses/394812210716758017">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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*OPEN DAY KLAXON*
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>got danny guthrie's autograph, made my holiday, thanks <a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC">@ReadingFC</a> for a great day <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23urz&src=hash">#urz</a></p>— George Iredale (@GeorgeIredale) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeorgeIredale/statuses/394817484702105600">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Thanks <a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC">@ReadingFC</a> best day ever! Got so many photos and autographs <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MyTownMyClub&src=hash">#MyTownMyClub</a></p>— Freddie (@fredsloots) <a href="https://twitter.com/fredsloots/statuses/394823229875179520">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Stephen Kelly with fans earlier <a href="http://t.co/XsbRLWjnMW">pic.twitter.com/XsbRLWjnMW</a></p>— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC/statuses/394828748987858944">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC">@ReadingFC</a> and here we are, a picture brought to life this afternoon. <a href="http://t.co/ro8L714Fl1">pic.twitter.com/ro8L714Fl1</a></p>— Jack (@JackSymmons_) <a href="https://twitter.com/JackSymmons_/statuses/394830782080225280">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Good vibes at the <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23readingfc&src=hash">#readingfc</a> open day. Great turn out hope everyone enjoyed the day. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Urrzzz&src=hash">#Urrzzz</a></p>— Hope Akpan (@HopeAkpan) <a href="https://twitter.com/HopeAkpan/statuses/394834010272448512">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Must say the turnout at the open day today was incredible considering the weather!! Fair play to you all and hope you all enjoyed it <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23urzz&src=hash">#urzz</a></p>— Adam Le Fondre (@A1F1E9) <a href="https://twitter.com/A1F1E9/statuses/394840846182645760">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Great day with all the Reading fans. Hope everyone enjoyed themselves <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MyTownMyClub&src=hash">#MyTownMyClub</a> ⚽️</p>— Jake Taylor (@jaketaylor25) <a href="https://twitter.com/jaketaylor25/statuses/394843494684311553">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Roberts banter.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Me to Sir John Madjeski..I would swap with you!!! Sir JM..no..no..no..well, I mean, you have an MBE and I have an OBE..so..maybe!!! Hahaha</p>— Jason Roberts (@JasonRoberts30) <a href="https://twitter.com/JasonRoberts30/statuses/394843973854167040">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Sitting next to McCarthy..Gunts to Kid wearing a Goalkeepers top..who do you prefer, Feds or McCarthy? Kid..FEDS!! Hahaha..</p>— Jason Roberts (@JasonRoberts30) <a href="https://twitter.com/JasonRoberts30/statuses/394844968826966017">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Ex-Royal has a laugh... Until his wife reads it.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Since the storm started my mrs hasn't stopped staring with desperation through the kitchen window. Maybe I should let her back in now.</p>— Kevin Watson (@kevwatson74) <a href="https://twitter.com/kevwatson74/statuses/394856702711181312">October 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Worst transfer rumour you'll see for a while.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Manchester United midfielder Darren Fletcher is a shock January target for Nigel Adkins' Reading <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MUFC&src=hash">#MUFC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23readingfc&src=hash">#readingfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23transfers&src=hash">#transfers</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23itk&src=hash">#itk</a></p>— Ivan The Know (@IvanTheKnow) <a href="https://twitter.com/IvanTheKnow/statuses/395098639959601152">October 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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*NEW BABY KLAXON*
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Congrats <a href="https://twitter.com/gmccleary12">@gmccleary12</a> on the new born. Does this mean an expansion on the cage??? 😩😂</p>— Hope Akpan (@HopeAkpan) <a href="https://twitter.com/HopeAkpan/statuses/395102499042230272">October 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/gmccleary12">@gmccleary12</a> congrats brother ...hope the baby is well and the rest of the family</p>— Jordan Obita (@JordanObita) <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanObita/statuses/395105357795983361">October 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Congrats to <a href="https://twitter.com/gmccleary12">@gmccleary12</a> hope everything is all well my friend</p>— Nick Arnold (@narnold10) <a href="https://twitter.com/narnold10/statuses/395111825815392256">October 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Congratulation <a href="https://twitter.com/gmccleary12">@gmccleary12</a> on the new born</p>— Craig Tanner (@CraigTanner27) <a href="https://twitter.com/CraigTanner27/statuses/395113449715687425">October 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Youngsters bicker over the best 'Number 10' in the Prem.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>“<a href="https://twitter.com/L_Kelly95">@L_Kelly95</a>: This is why Juan Mata is best number 10 in Prem” your drunk!</p>— Craig Tanner (@CraigTanner27) <a href="https://twitter.com/CraigTanner27/statuses/395296478161559554">October 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/L_Kelly95">@L_Kelly95</a> you think mata better than Ozil and Rooney?</p>— Craig Tanner (@CraigTanner27) <a href="https://twitter.com/CraigTanner27/statuses/395297314526732288">October 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/L_Kelly95">@L_Kelly95</a> 1) Ozil 2) Rooney 3) Mata 4) Santi 5) Coutinho</p>— Craig Tanner (@CraigTanner27) <a href="https://twitter.com/CraigTanner27/statuses/395297991369949184">October 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Halloween fright night for a few of the lads.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Thorpe parks on fire 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻 <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23FrightNight&src=hash">#FrightNight</a> with <a href="https://twitter.com/Chrisgunter16">@Chrisgunter16</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/nblackman89">@nblackman89</a> ... Getting abused by actors in mazes ain't the one 😂😂</p>— sean morrison (@seanmorrison_91) <a href="https://twitter.com/seanmorrison_91/statuses/396012699827830784">October 31, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Mikkel Andersen tweets something then movember. We assume he's participating.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Så er vi klar <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23movember&src=hash">#movember</a> <a href="http://t.co/U4U6eaMeKv">pic.twitter.com/U4U6eaMeKv</a></p>— Mikkel Andersen (@MikkelAnders1) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikkelAnders1/statuses/396207438892118016">November 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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And we end on Dominic Samuel getting into some bother in Bromley.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>How is Bromley car park full :s , where else is their to park ?</p>— Doms (@DominicSamuel9) <a href="https://twitter.com/DominicSamuel9/statuses/396292952131371008">November 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Only on my twitter in Bromley so it looks like I m texting someone 🚶</p>— Doms (@DominicSamuel9) <a href="https://twitter.com/DominicSamuel9/statuses/396296815899066368">November 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>New I should of went Selfridges , Bromley is abit leave it !</p>— Doms (@DominicSamuel9) <a href="https://twitter.com/DominicSamuel9/statuses/396301993264050176">November 1, 2013</a></blockquote>
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