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Christmas was approaching, so of course it's time for some dress-up.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Oh what fun it is to see Reading win away! <a href="http://t.co/3ZhVI8xsuw">pic.twitter.com/3ZhVI8xsuw</a></p>— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC/statuses/411971312417251328">December 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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A waterlogged pitch ruins the U21 game. Sad youngster face.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>“<a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC">@ReadingFC</a>: Under 21s Update: Tonight's U21s clash with West Ham at the Camrose has been postponed due to a waterlogged pitch” gutted 😡</p>— Aaron Kuhl (@Aaron_Kuhl) <a href="https://twitter.com/Aaron_Kuhl/statuses/412561798030954496">December 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Can't believe the games been called off against west ham tonight 😢</p>— Niall Keown (@Niallkeown) <a href="https://twitter.com/Niallkeown/statuses/412561822542495744">December 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Morro is in rehab. Fingers crossed.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Knee is healing very well 😅🙌☺️...keep going with rehab ! Hopefully be outside running at new year !</p>— sean morrison (@seanmorrison_91) <a href="https://twitter.com/seanmorrison_91/statuses/412895324236431360">December 17, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Only 4 clubs have hooped shirts. #unique
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23TuesdayTrivia&src=hash">#TuesdayTrivia</a> answer: 4 clubs have hooped home shirts - well done if you got them. <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesWhaling">@JamesWhaling</a> takes the win! <a href="http://t.co/Atuy9ujSkC">pic.twitter.com/Atuy9ujSkC</a></p>— The Football League (@football_league) <a href="https://twitter.com/football_league/statuses/412967023748988929">December 17, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Oh, the memories.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Elm Park <a href="http://t.co/s0T1vxTgKP">http://t.co/s0T1vxTgKP</a></p>— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC/statuses/413067775511629824">December 17, 2013</a></blockquote>
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January looms.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>It's nearly January-which means its that time of year again..yep,he's been spotted outside the stadium <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23readingfc&src=hash">#readingfc</a> <a href="http://t.co/jG9qSTgVAl">pic.twitter.com/jG9qSTgVAl</a></p>— Carl (@RFCNeville) <a href="https://twitter.com/RFCNeville/statuses/413248897662730241">December 18, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Fordham be trollin'. (Or, one of his chums was.)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>OK Tweeps, it's confession time. I've finally had enough of Reading. Who should I support instead? I'm leaning towards Arsenal. Thoughts?</p>— Jonny Fordham (@JonnyFordham) <a href="https://twitter.com/JonnyFordham/statuses/413652629269405697">December 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Hahaha - seems I left my Twitter account logged on - I will find the culprit - clearly a Gooner. . . .</p>— Jonny Fordham (@JonnyFordham) <a href="https://twitter.com/JonnyFordham/statuses/413659394144882690">December 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Morrison. In with the cool kids.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>S/O <a href="https://twitter.com/seanmorrison_91">@seanmorrison_91</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/HopeAkpan">@HopeAkpan</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/NathanByrne_">@NathanByrne_</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/s_cummings89">@s_cummings89</a> coming down to the <a href="https://twitter.com/FRESHEGOKIDLTD">@FRESHEGOKIDLTD</a> Xmas Party 👊 <a href="http://t.co/cgP1hY8i9T">pic.twitter.com/cgP1hY8i9T</a></p>— Marvin Morgan (@MarvinNMorgan) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarvinNMorgan/statuses/413676942890913792">December 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Just how are Martin and Niall related?
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>“<a href="https://twitter.com/rustyroyale">@rustyroyale</a>: <a href="https://twitter.com/martinkeown5">@martinkeown5</a> any on the pitch similarities between <a href="https://twitter.com/Niallkeown">@Niallkeown</a> & yourself?” He's a lot better looking and quicker than me!</p>— Martin Keown (@martinkeown5) <a href="https://twitter.com/martinkeown5/statuses/413682555200995328">December 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Ah, Christmas puns.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC">@ReadingFC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/football_league">@football_league</a> Pavel EggNognyak <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23FestiveFootballers&src=hash">#FestiveFootballers</a></p>— Jon Benham (@jonb102) <a href="https://twitter.com/jonb102/statuses/414003881321177088">December 20, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Le Fondre (we'll come to him), tweets a cartoon. Yep. Really.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>“<a href="https://twitter.com/LuFundrePls">@LuFundrePls</a>: Y r yu impersenayting me? <a href="https://twitter.com/A1F1E9">@A1F1E9</a>”because it seems like the cool thing to do</p>— Adam Le Fondre (@A1F1E9) <a href="https://twitter.com/A1F1E9/statuses/415044484226101248">December 23, 2013</a></blockquote>
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O MAN!
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Sir John Madejski says <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23readingfc&src=hash">#readingfc</a> are close to new investment - as formal talks with potential new owners continue: <a href="http://t.co/it3Ve1OIU3">http://t.co/it3Ve1OIU3</a></p>— Nabil Hassan (@NabilHassan79) <a href="https://twitter.com/NabilHassan79/statuses/415066771465334785">December 23, 2013</a></blockquote><script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/royalgrumpy">@royalgrumpy</a> Did someone say Sultan? <a href="http://t.co/TKRsMJgOcd">pic.twitter.com/TKRsMJgOcd</a></p>— Robin Hinton (@RobinDHinton) <a href="https://twitter.com/RobinDHinton/statuses/416654254263107584">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RobinDHinton">@RobinDHinton</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/royalgrumpy">@royalgrumpy</a> haha! I would love him to look anything like this! Riding into Reading on an Elephant.</p>— Louie Burton (@readingfc4life) <a href="https://twitter.com/readingfc4life/statuses/416655378609623040">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Another game called off.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Fuming the games off again!!</p>— Craig Tanner (@CraigTanner27) <a href="https://twitter.com/CraigTanner27/statuses/415106651088506880">December 23, 2013</a></blockquote>
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A fan tweets exactly what we're all thinking, hoping and praying for.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Dad just goes to me; 'So do you want a Rich Oman or Rich Russian..?' My response; 'I just want my club back.' <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Soppy&src=hash">#Soppy</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ReadingFC&src=hash">#ReadingFC</a></p>— Pippa Rouse (@PippaRouse) <a href="https://twitter.com/PippaRouse/statuses/415227531370201088">December 23, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Is ex-Royal Dave Kitson The Secret Footballer?
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Have Danish TV exposed Dave Kitson as The Secret Footballer <a href="https://twitter.com/TSF">@TSF</a>? It certainly looks like it... <a href="http://t.co/H3jgcfacMk">http://t.co/H3jgcfacMk</a></p>— Metro Sport (@Metro_Sport) <a href="https://twitter.com/Metro_Sport/statuses/415435162672173056">December 24, 2013</a></blockquote>
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McCleary mucks in on the booing debate.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/charles_watts">@charles_watts</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/JClear_1871">@JClear_1871</a> so I wonder does that negative approach help us as a team? As reading fc fans & players 3pts is what we want</p>— Garath McCleary (@gmccleary12) <a href="https://twitter.com/gmccleary12/statuses/415470663026376704">December 24, 2013</a></blockquote>
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The Leicester game was interrupted with floodlights being cut.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>The King no Power Stadium. I'll get my coat <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23readingfc&src=hash">#readingfc</a></p>— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) <a href="https://twitter.com/charles_watts/statuses/416226249019625472">December 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>The fans are all getting their phones out to mimic floodlights. "Get your phones out for the lads" Genius. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ReadingFC&src=hash">#ReadingFC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23LCFC&src=hash">#LCFC</a></p>— Reading FC News (@ReadingFC__News) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC__News/statuses/416229379908182016">December 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>"Get your torches out" <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23lcfc&src=hash">#lcfc</a> vs <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23readingfc&src=hash">#readingfc</a> with no floodlights. <a href="http://t.co/CjKex7mUW0">pic.twitter.com/CjKex7mUW0</a></p>— Jon Keen (@urzz1871) <a href="https://twitter.com/urzz1871/statuses/416229862249365504">December 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>So our season has descended into praying for a power cut..... <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Buildevolvecutthepower&src=hash">#Buildevolvecutthepower</a></p>— TheTilehurstEnd (@TheTilehurstEnd) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd/statuses/416231724239290369">December 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>'King power', 'power cut', '<a href="https://twitter.com/charles_watts">@charles_watts</a> - 'watts', 'current score'. Too many electricity related things here...</p>— Andrew Savory (@adsavory) <a href="https://twitter.com/adsavory/statuses/416233851737083904">December 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>This time of year, surely someone should call 'Elf and Safety about danger to fans in emergency if lights not properly restored? <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ReadingFC&src=hash">#ReadingFC</a></p>— Reading-Guide.co.uk (@ReadingGuide) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingGuide/statuses/416235602602774531">December 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23lcfc&src=hash">#lcfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23powercut&src=hash">#powercut</a> <a href="http://t.co/Q1s9BO1ajD">pic.twitter.com/Q1s9BO1ajD</a></p>— Gav Carter (@gavcarter90) <a href="https://twitter.com/gavcarter90/statuses/416237032550432769">December 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Parody Madejski reveals a telling heatmap of Adam Le Fondre.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Adam Le Fondre heat map from this season <a href="http://t.co/PIfRORNKuC">pic.twitter.com/PIfRORNKuC</a></p>— John Madejski (@NotJohnMadejski) <a href="https://twitter.com/NotJohnMadejski/statuses/416625543527014400">December 27, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Was Simon Church our secret saviour all along?
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Anyone noticed since Simon Church has left the club its all gone down hill. Coincidence? I think not. <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23readingfc&src=hash">#readingfc</a></p>— Jamie Hodder (@Jamie_Hodder21) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jamie_Hodder21/statuses/417346935985831936">December 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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What do we want? This! When? Now!
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>In this order. Change the owners, give Adkins the funds he requires to build HIS team & understand transition. It's not difficult to grasp.</p>— Richard. B (@west4street) <a href="https://twitter.com/west4street/statuses/417346960463785984">December 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Former Royal has a giggle.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>“<a href="https://twitter.com/tmale10">@tmale10</a>: <a href="https://twitter.com/kevwatson74">@kevwatson74</a> Where do you see Reading finishing this season?” At home to Burnley 😉</p>— Kevin Watson (@kevwatson74) <a href="https://twitter.com/kevwatson74/statuses/417997152858935296">December 31, 2013</a></blockquote>
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That's a good team we're missing through injury.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>SIDELINED: Ten players unavailable today: Bridge, Morrison, Gorkss, Baird, Leigertwood, Karacan, Obita, McAnuff, Robson-Kanu and Roberts</p>— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC/statuses/418382088081903616">January 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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#ClubInCrisis
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Reading are quickly becoming a bit of a crisis club.</p>— Christopher Lash (@rightbankwarsaw) <a href="https://twitter.com/rightbankwarsaw/statuses/418408318173200384">January 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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As well as the issues on the pitch, it appears we now have striker issues, too.
First up, Le Fondre.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Le Fondre: "I was meant to get a deal in February last year and that has been put on the back burner for nearly a year now" <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23readingfc&src=hash">#readingfc</a> (1/2)</p>— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) <a href="https://twitter.com/charles_watts/statuses/418441046494674944">January 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Le Fondre: "So I think the writing is on the wall for me if I read between the lines" <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23readingfc&src=hash">#readingfc</a> (2/2)</p>— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) <a href="https://twitter.com/charles_watts/statuses/418441222244429824">January 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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. . . And Billy Sharp doesn't sound like he'll be coming back.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Thanks to everybody at reading football club,fans,staff and especially players great set of lads.⚽👍</p>— billy sharp (@billysharp10) <a href="https://twitter.com/billysharp10/statuses/418501854012923904">January 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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