We'll kick off this week with former Royal Shane Long being all respectful and stuff.
The Reading Instagram thought a snap of Glenn Murray signing an autograph would be nice...
Much-loved (snigger) BBC Berkshire commentator Tim Dellor finally opens up.
@Craigo1871 Correct. If I had more than 140 characters I would explain why!— Tim Dellor (@TimDellor) October 25, 2014
Kammy turns up at the Mad Stad looking quite... Well... Mad.
Got the cracker today Reading v Blackpool & the pitch is looking great pic.twitter.com/Of9tCVQEkR— Chris Kamara (@chris_kammy) October 25, 2014
Reading partners (we think? Maybe? Who knows...) are in administration.
Marussia Formula One team have gone into administration. #F1— The Sun Sportdesk (@SunSportdesk) October 27, 2014
Marussia going into administration has no effect on #readingfc. No money owed or anything like that. Relationship had all fizzled out.— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) October 27, 2014
Open day. SHRIEK!
Thanks everyone who came down to the stadium ! I hope everyone had a great day— adam federici (@federici32) October 28, 2014
So, we all remember that ghost goal, right? The ref is back. (I'm surprised RefWatch writer JSK hasn't exploded.)
'Ghost goal' referee Stuart Attwell back in Premier League this weekend almost three years after being deselected: http://t.co/PuqEFnCrAK— Telegraph Football (@TeleFootball) October 28, 2014
Rio's brother is getting back to fitness.
More of a Brendanism than anything Rodgers has ever said.
Nigel Adkins at his best.... pic.twitter.com/HvQeFHL3yN— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) October 28, 2014
The Tilehurst End Podcaster became a Royal thirty years ago. Sheesh.
And, in the spirit of halloween, we'll end with young goalie Stuart Moore's pumpkin carvery skillz (with a Z).