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It all started so simply.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Hal Robson-Kanu up front. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a></p>— Hoops (@RoyalHoops) <a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops/status/528137233585291264">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Jason Roberts as Club Ambassador. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a></p>— Hoops (@RoyalHoops) <a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops/status/528137780535099392">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@royalhoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/scarystoriesin5words?src=hash">#scarystoriesin5words</a> Tommy Burns given transfer warchest</p>— David Gorgon (@Wallid74) <a href="https://twitter.com/Wallid74/status/528137822004195330">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Then... Pop.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>If I get enough <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/readingfc?src=hash">#readingfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a> directed my way I might do a <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TTEtweets?src=hash">#TTEtweets</a> special. The onus is on you.</p>— Hoops (@RoyalHoops) <a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops/status/528141410612957185">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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And off you went...
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a> Arsenal. Seven. And. Reading. Five. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/readingfc?src=hash">#readingfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/charles_watts">@charles_watts</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC">@ReadingFC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a></p>— Sam Michael (@SamMichael1988) <a href="https://twitter.com/SamMichael1988/status/528144263477870592">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> Guthrie plays thru pain barrier</p>— _mostlybobbins (@mostlybobbins) <a href="https://twitter.com/mostlybobbins/status/528144305609662464">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> hal Robson KANU is starting</p>— rebecca north (@thegirlnorth) <a href="https://twitter.com/thegirlnorth/status/528144467857903616">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TTEtweets?src=hash">#TTEtweets</a> Reading Defending Brentford's Second Goal.</p>— Talk Reading (@TalkReading) <a href="https://twitter.com/TalkReading/status/528144491236978688">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a> Simon Church re-signs for Reading</p>— Matt Morris (@rfcfanmatt) <a href="https://twitter.com/rfcfanmatt/status/528145111310299136">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> danny guthrie choice of hairstyle</p>— Jack Norwood (@JakponDavies) <a href="https://twitter.com/JakponDavies/status/528145455155142656">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a> McCleary breaks his back again</p>— Alex Hewitt (@Alex_Hewitt98) <a href="https://twitter.com/Alex_Hewitt98/status/528146057893384195">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReadingFC?src=hash">#ReadingFC</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a> Pavel Pogrebnyak Signs Contract Extension.</p>— Marc Mayo (@ThatMarcMayo) <a href="https://twitter.com/ThatMarcMayo/status/528146285543436288">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a> Akpan gets the Captain Armband</p>— Up The URZ (@UpTheUrz) <a href="https://twitter.com/UpTheUrz/status/528147394227998724">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/readingfc?src=hash">#readingfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a> "Vampire defence - scared of crosses"</p>— Jon Keen (@urzz1871) <a href="https://twitter.com/urzz1871/status/528147799708147713">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> Pogrebnyak signs decade long deal - Bullivant returns with Paul Brayson</p>— Tom Robertson (@tommyrfc) <a href="https://twitter.com/tommyrfc/status/528157437220499459">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/readingfc?src=hash">#readingfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a> Reading confirm Simon Church return</p>— Zac Williams-Smith (@imnotasian1994) <a href="https://twitter.com/imnotasian1994/status/528159283360174081">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/readingfc?src=hash">#readingfc</a> Zingarevich announces his Reading return</p>— Zac Williams-Smith (@imnotasian1994) <a href="https://twitter.com/imnotasian1994/status/528159729982255104">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a> Arsenal draw Reading in Cup</p>— Jitterbug (@royalcrisp) <a href="https://twitter.com/royalcrisp/status/528160307835719681">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> anton zingarevich buying the club</p>— David RFC Farr (@trigger_royal) <a href="https://twitter.com/trigger_royal/status/528210255285854208">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a> 4 nil up against Arsenal <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/readingfc?src=hash">#readingfc</a></p>— Jack Pape (@mrjackpape) <a href="https://twitter.com/mrjackpape/status/528215651996147713">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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... and a few instances of fans not being able to count.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> Sasima drops Reading takeover. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ScaryStoriesIn5Words?src=hash">#ScaryStoriesIn5Words</a></p>— Up The URZ (@UpTheUrz) <a href="https://twitter.com/UpTheUrz/status/528147245770604544">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops">@RoyalHoops</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> pardew admits readingfc love</p>— David RFC Farr (@trigger_royal) <a href="https://twitter.com/trigger_royal/status/528211075108720640">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/JacobSouthKlein">@JacobSouthKlein</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTilehurstEnd">@TheTilehurstEnd</a> Not sure if 5 words or 6...</p>— Hoops (@RoyalHoops) <a href="https://twitter.com/RoyalHoops/status/528215039212519424">October 31, 2014</a></blockquote>
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