Good day to you, sir or madam. How was your new year? How was your return to work—eh? You don't want pleasantries? Okay then, we'll get cracking with the tweets...
We head back to 2014 when the official Reading FC account wished us a Merry Christmas. Someone read too much into it.
@TheTilehurstEnd Merry Xmas guys!— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) December 25, 2014
Meanwhile, stand-in GetReading Reading FC reporter Jon Low picked up on a couple of glaring errors in the Brighton programme.
And there's a reason Adkins left the club on such a positive note.
Glenn Murray leaves. We get the sense Coxy's going to miss him.
Team talk for Norwich? Check.
On the final day of 2014, former Royals Steve Sidwell, Glen Little and Nicky Shorey reminisce about their days at the Madejski.
Royston could be on the move. At last.
Royston Drenthe left out tonight for "personal reasons". I understand he could be set for a move to China, ending his spell at #SWFC.— Rob Staton (@robstaton) December 30, 2014
Drenthe seems to get the X Factor generation very excited. Sadly football matches last longer than a Vine...#readingfc— Radio210 (@Royaltypoints) January 2, 2015
New Year banter from the eds of TTE.
#readingfc unbeaten in 2015— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) January 1, 2015
Young midfielder 'Tish' is on the move. Good news for @TalkMurtyToMe, who has been floundering with so few loans to report on this season.
Best of luck to my boy @AaronTshibola on loan and happy birthday buddy❤️— Shane Griffin (@Shane_Griff) January 2, 2015
Onto Huddersfield and it was indeed good to see some form of defending at last.
It's nice having a manager who realises defending is part of the game. #readingfc— Radio210 (@Royaltypoints) January 3, 2015
Reading fans are despairing about Reading fans.
Neil Adams resigned from Norwich, cue this joke on repeat on our timelines:
Cardiff away in the FA Cup? YES!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Another crap draw with a team in the same division. More money saved by not going. #readingfc— Brian Davis (@BrianDavisSFG) January 5, 2015
It'll be a freezing cold Friday night and we'll probably get tonked 3-0 with Morro and Alfie both scoring #readingfc— george williamson (@TalkMurtyToMe) January 5, 2015
At this stage of the year it's common for us to look back with fondness on the past. Well, here's a MEGA BLAST.
My favourite tweet from the past week: Royals modelling with a Thai model.
We'll end on a sour note for one former Biscuitman: Noel Hunt has been released by Leeds United. Ouch.
Leeds United announce that they and Noel Hunt have agreed to terminate his contract. He's left the club today. #lufc— Phil Hay (@PhilHayYEP) January 7, 2015