Hello. Hi. How are you? It's been a fortnight since the last edition of Tweets of the Week. What have you done since then? What have Reading done since then? Well, they've beaten Charlton, drawn to Rotherham and thrown away a two-goal lead at Craven Cottage.
As you can imagine, Twitter has gone a bit nuts.
'Ere we go...
Let's start with this sad one. A young Reading fan lost his life to cancer. So we rallied together.
A 14 year old life long #ReadingFC fan cruelly lost his life to cancer this week. 14th minute tomorrow a #minuteformatthew. Get behind it.— Talk Reading (@TalkReading) October 16, 2015
RIP to a very brave young man who I was proud to have known #minuteformatthew #readingfc— KatieR (@KATEROYAL68) October 16, 2015
Please support. I know first hand how much this little boy loved #ReadingFC and how he affected people around him ❤️ pic.twitter.com/wmKasGRrBj— Tom (@TomProspect) October 17, 2015
#minuteformatthew pic.twitter.com/ZvKZWcif67— Or(L)ando Sá (@ORLANDOSA10) October 17, 2015
The man of #BushWatch fame is now trying to convert his flatmates.
In an attempt to convert them, I've started dotting around subtle #readingfc-themed propaganda for my flatmates. pic.twitter.com/KJyyWDUaRa— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) October 17, 2015
@JacobSouthKlein Tell them the tales of #bushwatch.— Matt (@MattJamesJoy) October 17, 2015
Caption in the pic says it all! Fantastic win @ReadingFC pic.twitter.com/v3Fqc1Zhe9— Nick blackman (@nblackman89) October 17, 2015
Congratulations to the Reading FC Ladies. Fantastic.
There it is .. @FAWSL 2 Trophy heading home to Reading .... uuurrrzzz pic.twitter.com/8yLAhBLIP5— Reading FC Women (@ReadingFCWomen) October 18, 2015
A fire emoji from former GetReading reporter? He's obviously hung out with #flames Jemba Karacan too often.
Blackman on #readingfc pic.twitter.com/aCSYg08m66— Jonny Fordham (@SunJonnyFordham) October 19, 2015
Delighted to sign a new contract with @ReadingFC this morning! Looking forward to the future at this great club⚽️⚽️ pic.twitter.com/raOZ6sbfF0— Jack Stacey (@jackstacey_) October 19, 2015
Congratulations are in order for my man @jackstacey_ signing a new deal at @ReadingFC ❤️ ⚽️— Aaron Kuhl (@Aaron_Kuhl) October 19, 2015
Kevin Doyle follows The Tilehurst End on Twitter. So we shove this in his face.
Who thinks Nick Blackman can reach 10 league goals quicker than our newest follower @KevinDoyle1983? #ReadingFC pic.twitter.com/1ONGHv09GO— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) October 20, 2015
Nick Blackman scores that goal.
nick blackman's goal #readingfc https://t.co/zV8CDxfuO7— ollie (@OJS611) October 20, 2015
I've not watched Back To The Future, so this day passed me by. It didn't for these guys.
Right Marty McFly is getting ere soon,please be nice! he owes me these I call dibs back in 1989! #BackToTheFutureDay pic.twitter.com/oxpMITgji5— Noel Hunt (@boyhunt) October 21, 2015
#BackToTheFuture How the tables looked on the day Marty McFly left for the future in 1985... https://t.co/Y6dKK1rjSo pic.twitter.com/gensptaX07— The Football League (@football_league) October 21, 2015
@charles_watts I'd go back to last season's FA Cup game against Derby, to stop Yakubu scoring, and to save my as-yet-unborn son's dignity.— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) October 21, 2015
@maffff @JacobSouthKlein He brings us #bushwatch twice a year. It's impossible not to have a man crush surely?— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) October 21, 2015
Yes, yes it is.
For those of you that are either not iOS 9.1 or Apple… pic.twitter.com/0ts5t9ZJ8Q— Hoops (@RoyalHoops) October 22, 2015
@RoyalHoops Is that the Matt Mills function? https://t.co/UHTLBRCsIO— Jon Keen (@urzz1871) October 22, 2015
What would happen if Sigurdsson and Gunter had a child? This.
@RoyalHoops @TalkReading has Glyfi found a new job?? pic.twitter.com/25TsUjLifA— Guy J (@Goomanguy) October 23, 2015
@Goomanguy @RoyalHoops @TalkReading its a Gylfi/Gunter love-child!— Blank (@Chaz_Reynolds) October 23, 2015
@RoyalHoops Mourinho Clarke?— Jonny Williams (@jonnafon) October 24, 2015
@jonnafon @RoyalHoops Blackman ⚽️ Net?— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) October 24, 2015
@JacobSouthKlein @jonnafon @RoyalHoops McShane ⛔️strikers ?— Radio210 (@Royaltypoints) October 24, 2015
LOOK HOW POSITIVE WE WERE.
What 4,000 travelling #readingfc fans look like. pic.twitter.com/dFLiTCC4uA— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) October 24, 2015
How good was that first touch from Vydra to play in Piazon, football porn! #ReadingFC— Jamie Harden (@MrCompo) October 24, 2015
Very good half. Sá, Piazon and Vydra are linking up absolutely brilliantly. More of the same, please. #readingfc— Talk Reading (@TalkReading) October 24, 2015
GOSH DARN IT.
Quite the collapse from Reading at Fulham... They were 2-0 up! pic.twitter.com/K3XTttTFBV— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) October 24, 2015
"Lads, its official. I've been sacked. You're playing to impress the new manager."- Kit Symons, 2015 https://t.co/ZGoEjtCQ1B— Will (@ten_centpistol) October 24, 2015
Feel sorry for those un4-2nate enough to have gone to Fulham— JF (@James_FIynn) October 24, 2015
49' - Fulham 0-2 Reading 74' - Fulham 4-2 Reading #Championship pic.twitter.com/UkZ0ixxA4D— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) October 24, 2015
Rumors across Twitter that Scott Parker has taken over for Kit Symons as Fulham manager at halftime. Not a joke tweet.— Kyle Bonn (@the_bonnfire) October 24, 2015
It was a bad weekend for everyone associated with Reading, apparently.
Brilliant from Scott Brown as he drives to the byline and hammers the ball in off Aaron Kuhl to make it 5-0!!!— Celtic Football Club (@celticfc) October 25, 2015
Your weekly(ish) dose of NOSTALGIA.
Postcards of 1914 @ReadingFC match in Holland @OldRoyalsStuff @TheTilehurstEnd @RoyalHoopshttps://t.co/KasJE0gPH1 pic.twitter.com/rqjOLVzS2X— Chris Lee (@cribsie) October 26, 2015
Throwback to the time Tom Huddlestone took four defenders out of the game without even touching the ball. pic.twitter.com/ksbCDSGsiI— Sunday League (@SundayShoutsFC) October 27, 2015
He Know's he's is..He's sure he is..He's @GraemeMurty pic.twitter.com/MwNgR3ygvE— Jason Dawson (@JASONP1X) October 27, 2015
That's your lot.
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