I'm going to open up this edition of Tweets of the Week with a gif. Consider it an apology gif.
Truly, I am sorry. It's been THREE FRICKIN' WEEKS since the last edition and a whole bunch of great stuff has happened and not been covered. Consider me whacked on the botty and put on the naughty step.
Okay, so now that's out of the way let's head into the deep and beautiful world of Twitter with the best tweets from the past THREE FRICKIN' WEEKS.
Mockery... That worked well! (We drew.)
Deserved. #UKnoHeScoresGoalz, as the kids would tweet.
Oooh, Reading FC, you've gone all fancy with your gifs. Like I did at the start of this edition of Tweets of the Week.
Gorkss! What a hero.
McShane inspired by Sherwood? I Sherwood-n't say that.
McShane has travelled. He is sporting some funky #readingfc gilet. Tim Sherwood eat your heart out.— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) November 7, 2015
Meanwhile, Watts also opens up former Chronicle reporter Paul for ridicule. Shocking. (/sarcasm)
Cardiff summarised in one tweet.
Great advice from one man in the stands: "Stop being s***!"— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) November 7, 2015
Dillon Powers joined Reading on trial, so naturally Kevin Doyle's insight into the player is "dodgey vegan".
Spillage in the Hal Robson-Kanu aisle...
This next chunk of tweets is probably one of my favourite ever. Enjoy.
@charles_watts Nicholas Bignall— Jack Davies (@JackDavies___) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts Marcus Williams!!!!— Craig (@Craigo1871) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts Return of the YAK?— ️George (@George_Stone99) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts gregorz rasiak— #prayforparis (@NoPogNoParty) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts Tony Rougier?— James Sturgess (@sturg14) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts the return of Gorkss— Luke (@lukewescott_) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts mass sarr?— Paul Carver (@paulcarver1971) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts kebe— calum meechan (@CalumMeechan) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts Jure Travner's coming home!!! Christmas has come early.— The Royals (@TheRoyals106) November 9, 2015
Great work, everyone.
This following chunk is also up there. Charles has pretty much been the cornerstone of Tweets of the Week today.
My daughter was playing with my phone and now I can't open links via Twitter. Just see a blank screen with a padlock symbol. Any ideas?— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) November 11, 2015
@charles_watts don't let your daughter play with your phone? Haha. Sorry not much help— Dominique Gilbert (@dom_gilbert) November 11, 2015
@charles_watts need a key mate— Daniel✌ (@DanHindmarsh16) November 11, 2015
@charles_watts give it back to her and see if she can sort it out.— Matthew Cassell (@cassell_matthew) November 11, 2015
@charles_watts get a new daughter, it sounds like she's broken— Jak Ford-Lane (@JakFordLane) November 11, 2015
@charles_watts vasectomy?— Andy W_xYz (@ExYZed) November 11, 2015
Dom Samuel went on loan and immediately picked up where he left off in League One last season.
My boy @DominicSamuel9 bags for fun ⚽️— Rowan Liburd (@R_Liburd21) November 14, 2015
Fosu also impressed.
Pleased to have made my debut with an assist. Great team performance, disappointed with the result. We'll bounce back next week. @ftfc— TFH_39 (@TariqeFosu) November 14, 2015
Great achievement for all involved in the squad #Euros2016— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) November 16, 2015
EURO 2016 here we come ⚽️ ⚽️— Ian Harte (@ianharte23) November 16, 2015
We'll finish with a selection of reactions to the tragedy in Paris.
Prier pour Paris— Aaron Tshibola (@AaronTshibola) November 13, 2015
Needless to say, everyone involved with The Tilehurst End send out their best to those affected by the tragedy.
That's your lot.
See you next week. Hopefully.