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I'm going to open up this edition of Tweets of the Week with a gif. Consider it an apology gif.
Truly, I am sorry. It's been THREE FRICKIN' WEEKS since the last edition and a whole bunch of great stuff has happened and not been covered. Consider me whacked on the botty and put on the naughty step.
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Okay, so now that's out of the way let's head into the deep and beautiful world of Twitter with the best tweets from the past THREE FRICKIN' WEEKS.
Ahem.
B-E-A-Utiful.
Lovely sky over the Mad Stad today #ReadingFC pic.twitter.com/8st6fnriib
— Simeon F.W. Pickup (@BucksRoyal) October 31, 2015
Great bants.
— Chaz (@mccIeary) November 1, 2015
Mockery... That worked well! (We drew.)
#htafc fans, in the unlikely event that you travel to #readingfc tomorrow, take a long look at our man Oliver Norwood, and weep.
— Mick Day (@MickDay99) November 2, 2015
Deserved. #UKnoHeScoresGoalz, as the kids would tweet.
Shoot’s #Championship Goal of the Month is this beauty from @ReadingFC’s @nblackman89... https://t.co/Ih3GdDNoxW #readingfc
— Shoot (@_shootfootball) November 3, 2015
Oooh, Reading FC, you've gone all fancy with your gifs. Like I did at the start of this edition of Tweets of the Week.
Here is the starting XI for the Royals' meeting with Huddersfield tonight: https://t.co/YnFcE70DJd pic.twitter.com/wjPaFeS89S
— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) November 3, 2015
Gorkss! What a hero.
Happy birthday to Kaspars Gorkšs. The ex-#ReadingFC defender turns 34 today. pic.twitter.com/DFbgwG3Vks
— Talk Reading (@TalkReading) November 6, 2015
McShane inspired by Sherwood? I Sherwood-n't say that.
McShane has travelled. He is sporting some funky #readingfc gilet. Tim Sherwood eat your heart out.
— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) November 7, 2015
Meanwhile, Watts also opens up former Chronicle reporter Paul for ridicule. Shocking. (/sarcasm)
Remember #readingfc fans, if you see @PaulCareySport in his Cardiff shirt he is now fair game. Boo and hurl abuse.
— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) November 7, 2015
Cardiff summarised in one tweet.
Great advice from one man in the stands: "Stop being s***!"
— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) November 7, 2015
Dillon Powers joined Reading on trial, so naturally Kevin Doyle's insight into the player is "dodgey vegan".
@chris_ramsell @TalkReading @powerhour5 dodgey vegan! but v good player...attacking midfielder....hope it works out
— Kevin Doyle (@KevinDoyle1983) November 8, 2015
Spillage in the Hal Robson-Kanu aisle...
Morrisons in Cardiff have named each isle after the Wales footy team! ⚽️⚽️ @RobsonKanu @GarethBale11 @aaronramsey pic.twitter.com/Y9UgPlbolW
— Josh (@JoshC_Bluebird) November 9, 2015
Haha quality from @Morrisons! Aisle no.9 @FAWales #Cymru https://t.co/Qj1lcv8wp4
— Hal Robson-Kanu (@RobsonKanu) November 11, 2015
This next chunk of tweets is probably one of my favourite ever. Enjoy.
@charles_watts is Hayden Mullins coming back? #readingfc
— Matthew (@maffff) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts Just tell me it's not Zak knight.......#nightmares ;)
— Radio210 (@Royaltypoints) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts Nicholas Bignall
— Jack Davies (@JackDavies___) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts Marcus Williams!!!!
— Craig (@Craigo1871) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts Return of the YAK?
— ️George (@George_Stone99) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts gregorz rasiak
— #prayforparis (@NoPogNoParty) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts Tony Rougier?
— James Sturgess (@sturg14) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts the return of Gorkss
— Luke (@lukewescott_) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts mass sarr?
— Paul Carver (@paulcarver1971) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts kebe
— calum meechan (@CalumMeechan) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts Jure Travner's coming home!!! Christmas has come early.
— The Royals (@TheRoyals106) November 9, 2015
@charles_watts @TheRoyals106 Sonko is superman
— Mark Anthony Snelham (@smelly1871) November 9, 2015
@maffff @charles_watts surely we can go one better. Baseya or Manset?
— Max Howard (@MaxHoward_15) November 9, 2015
Great work, everyone.
This following chunk is also up there. Charles has pretty much been the cornerstone of Tweets of the Week today.
My daughter was playing with my phone and now I can't open links via Twitter. Just see a blank screen with a padlock symbol. Any ideas?
— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) November 11, 2015
@charles_watts don't let your daughter play with your phone? Haha. Sorry not much help
— Dominique Gilbert (@dom_gilbert) November 11, 2015
@charles_watts need a key mate
— Daniel✌ (@DanHindmarsh16) November 11, 2015
@charles_watts give it back to her and see if she can sort it out.
— Matthew Cassell (@cassell_matthew) November 11, 2015
@charles_watts get a new daughter, it sounds like she's broken
— Jak Ford-Lane (@JakFordLane) November 11, 2015
@charles_watts vasectomy?
— Andy W_xYz (@ExYZed) November 11, 2015
Dom Samuel went on loan and immediately picked up where he left off in League One last season.
6' 1-1 DOMINIC SAMUEL SCORES!!!! #gills https://t.co/J2rTGLpXYf
— Gillingham FC (@TheGillsFC) November 14, 2015
My boy @DominicSamuel9 bags for fun ⚽️
— Rowan Liburd (@R_Liburd21) November 14, 2015
Great win today against Bury , Happy to get my Debut goal For @TheGillsFC , On to the big one against Coventry next week #Hungry
— Doms (@DominicSamuel9) November 14, 2015
Fosu also impressed.
Pleased to have made my debut with an assist. Great team performance, disappointed with the result. We'll bounce back next week. @ftfc
— TFH_39 (@TariqeFosu) November 14, 2015
Guthrie.
Paul Lambert obviously wanted to work with Danny Guthrie, completely understandable #brfc #readingfc
— Pipey (@matt11p) November 16, 2015
Ireland qualify!
Great achievement for all involved in the squad #Euros2016
— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) November 16, 2015
EURO 2016 here we come ⚽️ ⚽️
— Ian Harte (@ianharte23) November 16, 2015
Shoooooot!
Per @WhoScored data, if we include @SkyBetChamp teams, @ReadingFC & @Official_NFFC (16.2) are level with Lyon (10th) https://t.co/Kw32530ccR
— Football On 5 (@footballon5) November 18, 2015
We'll finish with a selection of reactions to the tragedy in Paris.
#prayforparis https://t.co/Fdfxb8vwtO
— Or(L)ando Sá (@ORLANDOSA10) November 14, 2015
#Pray4Paris ❤️ Cruel world ! https://t.co/xT1zZvUVLv
— Liam Kelly (@L_Kelly95) November 14, 2015
Paris/home/family/friends/ my heart is bleeding with u #Pray for my ppl in Paris pic.twitter.com/fV9vDZtSNc
— Ibrahima Sonko (@Ibsonko) November 14, 2015
Prier pour Paris
— Aaron Tshibola (@AaronTshibola) November 13, 2015
Needless to say, everyone involved with The Tilehurst End send out their best to those affected by the tragedy.
That's your lot.
See you next week. Hopefully.