Hi. Sorry for the delay. You know how it is, you procrastinate, then procrastinate some more, then other things happen, then the editor of The Tilehurst End threatens to give you a season ticket and you get that kick up the butt you need. Without further ado, here are the best Tweets since FEBRUARY 11. Sheesh.
We'll start back when Fran Kirby was ripping it up with the England Women's Team.
So impressed with @FranKirbyy tonight. She was the real bright spark in dogged performance v #USWNT. Surely she's booked her place for WWC.— Jacqui Oatley (@JacquiOatley) February 13, 2015
Our striker @FranKirbyy wins Player of Match against USA tonight! Well done Fran. Well deserved!! @ReadingFC pic.twitter.com/ExDO6w67tp— Reading FC Women (@ReadingFCWomen) February 13, 2015
Then we have perhaps the best Tweet EVER, let alone this fortnight.
If Yakubu scores today, I hereby promise to name my firstborn son as Aiyegbeni. #readingfc— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) February 14, 2015
82' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLL!!! YAKUBU!!!— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) February 14, 2015
@ReadingFC amazing!— BBC 606 (@bbc606) February 14, 2015
1 - Yakubu has scored his first FA Cup goal since February 2007, for Middlesbrough against West Brom. Fed.— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) February 14, 2015
FULL TIME: The Yak and @RobsonKanu fire the Royals into the FA Cup quarter finals! #URRZZ pic.twitter.com/f3EpJQhmYo— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) February 14, 2015
@JacobSouthKlein ...Bollocks.— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) February 14, 2015
Aiyegbeni South Klein has a ring to it.
Moving on, and we have a someone unfortunate picture. Or fortunate, depending on your view.
February 14, 2015
Roses are red, violets are blue, Derby 1, Reading 2 #readingfc— Tom (@TomMoore0506) February 14, 2015
@JacobSouthKlein Aiyegbeni is a very nice Nigerian name from the Edo tribe— LERAY (@leraygunn) February 14, 2015
All 3 of #ReadingFC's FA Cup ties: Away Against teams that beat us in the league Won by 1 goal Winning goal by a sub 65 mins onwards.— Talk Reading (@TalkReading) February 15, 2015
Reading are the only team left in the competition never to have reached the FA Cup final. pic.twitter.com/wkqGMPUbQB— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) February 16, 2015
Oh hello #readingfc pic.twitter.com/XCv2Lbb2Z7— Dominique Gilbert (@dom_gilbert) February 15, 2015
Positivity of positivity positive positive. Oh we all love Nigel.
Many good people at @ReadingFC enjoying the FACup run, now 90 minutes from Wembley, good luck with the draw for the 1/4's #FACupAdventure— Nigel Adkins (@TheNigelAdkins) February 15, 2015
Actually, screw that. We love this guy.
Steve Clarke. Already working miracles at #ReadingFC. pic.twitter.com/FZRXij57Be— IanM (@IanM1871) February 15, 2015
Okay we may not love Nigel.
Good morning the start of a new week with 168 hours to maximise the opportunities that surround us. Being optimistic is healthy for you.— Nigel Adkins (@TheNigelAdkins) February 16, 2015
Brace yourself, Bradford is coming...
DREAM DRAW #readingfc— Radio210 (@Royaltypoints) February 16, 2015
WOOO— Jakpon (@JakponDavies) February 16, 2015
OMG OMG OMG— Footballparky (@Footballparky) February 16, 2015
GTFI!!!!!!!!!!!!!— Dave Harris (@Handbags82) February 16, 2015
Parky against us!— Fin Crebolder (@FinCrebolder) February 16, 2015
Is it ok to cry at the FA Cup draw?— Footballparky (@Footballparky) February 16, 2015
Reading or Bradford are at Wembley— Alex Mitchell (@_amitchell) February 16, 2015
Bradford City or Reading going to Wembley. Don't agree with semi-finals being held there but happy that one of these clubs will be going :)— colin murray (@ColinMurray) February 16, 2015
Alright, so technically we're going to Bradford but shut up.
Can't help but agree with you, Chris.
@ReadingFC no— Chris Gunter (@Chrisgunter16) February 16, 2015
"@ReadingFC: The good news is, if Steve Clarke's not at Wembley then Phil Parkinson will be. http://t.co/9tlFKB9E5W" pic.twitter.com/uQlozPkS7j— Verity (@Vxr1ty) February 16, 2015
So. Freakin'. Tinpot.
106 points, 2 Championship Titles, 3 years in the Premier League, 3 FA cup Quarter Finals in 10 years. We are so bloody tinpot #readingfc— Radio210 (@Royaltypoints) February 17, 2015
Wigan fans be like:
We've scored a bloody goal!!!! Park that bus! #wafc— JsyLatic (@jsylatic) February 17, 2015
We be like:
Is anybody awake at the Mad Stad #quiet— Glen Little (@GlenLittle07) February 17, 2015
FULL TIME and we have gone down 1-0 to the Latics - certainly not the result we wanted tonight. pic.twitter.com/q3P0kwKoip— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) February 17, 2015
If I stamped on my Sat nav, the resulting mess would have a better sense of direction than #readingfc did tonight.— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) February 17, 2015
#ReadingFC form v teams below them in the league (all comps): LLDLD Reading form v teams above them in the league (all comps): WWWWD— Talk Reading (@TalkReading) February 17, 2015
The wrong Pearce scored.
Jason Pearce scored on debut to earn Wigan victory at Reading, a first win since December pic.twitter.com/rQ0U5s8hje— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) February 17, 2015
Yakubu killed Lucy Beale #readingfc— Tom (@TomMoore0506) February 18, 2015
"@JemKaracan21: Happy birthday @anton_ferdinand ... Saving this for ya #lululululustrong6 pic.twitter.com/QmEBVpVdAz" — Anton Ferdinand (@anton_ferdinand) February 18, 2015
SCENES. CAN'T GET THROUGH. BRADFORD AWA—oh.
Absolute scenes at the ticket office #readingfc pic.twitter.com/DhNBnSpu3P— Nath St Paul (@NathStPaulBAWF) February 20, 2015
They went and done it.
FULL TIME! What a result! Steve Clarke's men hold on to defeat the side with the best home record in the Championship pic.twitter.com/7BlnStKwok— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) February 21, 2015
Former Royal has a chance encounter with Frimpong, it seems...
Who ordered this rain!!? ☔️☔️ #denched— Kevin Watson (@kevwatson74) February 22, 2015
More young'ns on the way.
The good news keeps coming. #readingfc u14s beat off the top clubs in England to triumph @StGeorgesPark pic.twitter.com/5YkL4N9Jzy— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) February 22, 2015
Whack this out at the Jazz Club.
When you secure your ticket for the FA Cup Quarter Final... https://t.co/7blTygoyER— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) February 23, 2015
FULL TIME and it's a 3-0 defeat for the Royals tonight. pic.twitter.com/RkbOctN943— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) February 24, 2015
Sir Dodger v Tim Dellor. I'd pay.
@SirDodgerRoyal Thanks for your feedback. Poorly informed, miserable nonsense as usual from you. Everything I dislike about twitter = you.— Tim Dellor (@TimDellor) February 24, 2015
@TimDellor Thanks 4 feedback. Your ego is a touch sensitive. However everyone has an opinion. Everything I dislike about radio = you. Fact— Sir Dodger Royal (@SirDodgerRoyal) February 25, 2015