What. A. Week.
We start way back when Dom Samuel first joined Coventry on loan. He's a big fan of the emoji hands.
Happy to sign for @Coventry_City On loan , Looking forward to the experience , bring on Saturday— Doms (@DominicSamuel9) January 29, 2015
It wouldn't be Tweets of the Week without some form of nostalgia.
Mr November 2003 I think @ReadingFC hahaha!! #ThrowbackThursday pic.twitter.com/PozRiEWLC8— Kevin Watson (@kevwatson74) January 29, 2015
We can neither confirm nor deny that statement, Mr Radio210.
Can anyone confirm that Glen Murray isn't the only striker in the world ? #readingfc— Radio210 (@Royaltypoints) January 29, 2015
Guthrie on the move? Well, maybe, but not before deadline day ended.
So @DannySGuthrie was told by #readingfc last week he could leave on loan. Club also gave the green light to his tweet to find a new club— Jonny Fordham (@JonnyFordham) January 29, 2015
RUMOURS PRE-WINDOW CLOSURE. Much nice. Or however that doge meme goes.
@charles_watts Danish media linked #readingfc with Lasse Vibe of IFK Göteborg, 23 in 26 last season. http://t.co/WELw0L7XfP— Andrew Davidson (@DaveofLogic) January 30, 2015
Ahem, moving on...
Rumour confirmed. Bid submitted.
Talks continuing between #readingfc and IFK over Lasse Vibe. Valuations differ. Player keen on move. pic.twitter.com/w9uY3njUXe— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) January 30, 2015
Ady stuck his neck out.
Just want to put this on record, there's no way today's game will finish goalless!! #promiseya— Ady Williams (@willow1871) January 31, 2015
Steve Clarke has now got as many clean sheets as Nigel Adkins this season. Make your own conclusions from that stat #readingfc #Organised— Radio210 (@Royaltypoints) January 31, 2015
Chin up, Nathaniel.
Pleased to mark my home debut with a win and goal. Need to remember to smile when I celebrate next time though pic.twitter.com/Ugl3EvJOnQ— Nathaniel Chalobah (@chalobah) January 31, 2015
Lasse Vibe was linked with the Royals, so of course the IFK fans start protecting him...
Lasse Vibe just did his worst half ever. Two lucky shots. I do not think that Lasse Vibe is ready for Championship Football ( ⚪️ ) #ifkgbg— Daniel Birgerstam (@dbirgerstam) February 1, 2015
Oh, you thought @LasseVibe was 27? No, no, he's 37. Waaay too old. Nothing you'd want to buy @ReadingFC. Now move along. #ifkgbg— Jens Hendar (@JensHendar) February 1, 2015
In spite of Vibe's terrible performance today, glad he seems to have started to take control of his serious drug problem. #ifkgbg— Johan Nerman (@johannerman) February 1, 2015
Yep, definitely not worth chasing...
Can't imagine Vibe scoring twice in the first half tonight will help as #readingfc attempt to haggle over his price.— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) February 1, 2015
Yakubu. The Yak. Oh. My. Goodness.
Pogreb'n'Yak .... that is all.— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) February 2, 2015
If Pogrebnyak and Yakubu collide in training, does the world end? #readingfc— Zac Williams-Smith (@imnotasian1994) February 2, 2015
No official mention from Reading, I like to think that Yakubu has just bought a Reading shirt and decided to stand in a field to cheer us up— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 2, 2015
4 - Yakubu has scored four hat-tricks in the Premier League, more than any other African player in the competition's history. Memories.— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) February 2, 2015
Best. Vine. Ever.
CONFIRMED: The Yak is a Royal! Full story here >>> http://t.co/IG22EsptDu https://t.co/Rgu50EsraP #DeadlineDay— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) February 2, 2015
BREAKING: Reading sign Yakubu http://t.co/WjIRnyNIkb #SkyDeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/7nmrFOUUXo— Sky Sports News HQ (@SkySportsNewsHQ) February 2, 2015
Yakubu has scored more Premier League goals (95) than both Cristiano Ronaldo (84) & Dennis Bergkamp (87). #FeedTheYak pic.twitter.com/nuwYMava4I— Squawka Football (@Squawka) February 2, 2015
PHOTO: Our new signing holds the hoops aloft at Hogwood after sealing his Madejski move http://t.co/IG22EsptDu pic.twitter.com/fSbcIO3acG— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) February 2, 2015
Yakubu signs for @ReadingFC good signing for the club a magnificent goalscorer, as his stats prove.. Urzzzzz.. http://t.co/SFrw2TJAs2— Jason Roberts (@JasonRoberts30) February 2, 2015
A look at new @ReadingFC striker Yakubu's PL goals record #SSNHQ pic.twitter.com/9AEEY9b53y— Sky Sports News HQ (@SkySportsNewsHQ) February 3, 2015
Pog to Bolton?
Here are some things I've heard. Adebayor to West Ham, Pogrebnyak to Bolton, Matt Jarvis to Derby, Taylor to WBA, Olsson to Swansea.— Rory Smith (@RorySmithTimes) February 2, 2015
Loan Report turf.
On loan #ReadingFC midfielder @AaronTshibola, is in the Sky Bet League 2 Team of the Week. pic.twitter.com/wR7wvc9b9X— Talk Reading (@TalkReading) February 2, 2015
On loan #ReadingFC striker @DominicSamuel9 scored Coventry City's first goal from open play in over four and a half hours of football.— Talk Reading (@TalkReading) February 2, 2015
And behold, here's your January Transfer Deadline Day #bushwatch snap. Not a Yak in sight. Curses. pic.twitter.com/HzkWayGpsa— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) February 2, 2015
Giant young centre back Jake Cooper had a birthday.
Happy birthday to my man @jake__cooper have a good day and get us into the next round of the cup #BirthdayGoal— Craig Tanner (@CraigTanner27) February 3, 2015
And yes, apparently Matt Mills is starting up top for Bolton against Liverpool. Seriously.
Matt mills up top did I just hear that right— Charlie Austin (@chazaustin9) February 4, 2015
Bolton are playing centre-back Matt Mills up front, apparently...#LFC— Jack Lusby (@LusbyLatest) February 4, 2015
... Here's that Vine, one more time.