Last Wednesday you were sat at your computer, repeatedly clicking that refresh button and waiting for Tweets of the Week to pop up on the homepage of this here website. Eventually, once it struck midnight and you realised you had work/school in the morning, you gave up and went to bed. In the morning, you gave it one more hopeful refresh. Nothing. Hoops has failed you and you may never forgive him.
Please, forgive me. Life has got a bit busy recently.
To make it up to you, I bring you a BUMPER EDITION of this fine (errr?) feature where I flit about on Twitter and favourite tweets I can embed in this page on a Wednesday.
Since the last edition of Tweets of the Week…
…Orlando Sa has featured in the FIFA 16 Team of the Week.
…Chris Gunter did something golf related. I don't know much about golf but here it is.
…Hal Robson-Kanu has joined #TeamFIFA for one fairly obvious reason.
…These two Reading fans cycled from Reading to Bristol in honour of #21ForDolan.
…McShane was bloodied.
…This blast from the past occurred.
…Hope Akpan joined the Blackman v2.0 Bandwagon.
@nblackman89 on fiiiiireeee— Hope Akpan (@HopeAkpan) September 22, 2015
…GetReading went a little OTT.
…Blackman v2.0 was dubbed the "Championship Sturridge".
Reading 1 up v Everton, fantastic run and cross from Ola John, Nick Blackman scores another. Tremendous form for the Championship Sturridge.— Ali Maxwell (@TheMakeleleRole) September 22, 2015
…This Reading Chronicle reporter got 'bantered'.
And that...is that. Cheers all!— Paul Carey (@PaulCareySport) September 24, 2015
…Reading fans everywhere were going into meltdown over the performances of Clarke's men.
…This chap dug a few elbows into these former Royals.
With his 6 minute appearance today Jake Cooper now has more league minutes than Federici, Pearce and Karacan combined #readingfc— Oliver Norwood (@noorwudpls) September 26, 2015
…Reading FC Women were promoted and their former star player Fran Kirby said congrats.
A huge congratulations to everyone @ReadingFCWomen! Extremely deserved, so happy for all the girls and the staff, see you next season!!! ⚽️— Fran Kirby (@FranKirbyy) September 27, 2015
…Vydra looked a bit odd.
…and yes, this happened. This glorious, beautiful, wondrous thing actually happened.
❤️ They call Us The Royals Reading FC ⚽️ https://t.co/eSqmksmMZz. Let's Sing together— Jum Wu (@jum_wu) September 29, 2015
Little-known fact: the rap interlude in the #ReadingFC Eurovi-*cough* "Anthem" is actually performed by DJMegaParty.— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) September 29, 2015
Anyone else think the main singer in our new song for #readingfc is actually alright— DJ Mileage (@Milesyyy12) September 29, 2015
… Oh, and this did, too. It all got very weird.
That's your lot.
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