Wha'g'wan ma breadbin? It's been two weeks since the last edition of Tweets of the Week. I'm not really sure why, but it's become a bit of a 'thing' to be inconsistent with this feature. I kinda like it. Though you probably don't and the Big Bossman Editor almost certainly doesn't. Ho hum.
Let's start this with a tweet about one of our new signings and the shirt they need to live up to.
Yann Kermorgant will wear the no. 29 shirt, previously worn by Jure Travner.— Dan Holloway (@RFCdan) January 22, 2016
Let's hope he can live up to that #ReadingFC legend
Paul McShane in the stands at the Mad Stad? Heck yeah.
Big J-Coops scored his first goal at the Mad Stad since the last edition of Tweets of the Week. Coincidentally, this was also the first time The Royals have scored from a corner since Cooper last scored.
Delighted to score my first goal at Madejski stadium!— Jake Cooper (@jake__cooper) January 23, 2016
Bruh, don't make me get oldskool.
We've also said ta-ta to Jake Taylor.
Just want to thank everyone at @ReadingFC for the last 16 years. I wish them all the best for the rest of the season and beyond— Jake Taylor (@jaketaylor25) January 25, 2016
Blackman's arrival at Derby County still hasn't had much positivity.
@DCFC_FanApp - same as last season too many bottlers. Reading must be laughing all the way to the bank - Blackman 3million. urhavinalaugh— Nigel Robinson (@nigerobbo) January 25, 2016
Ryan who? — I kid, I kid. (No but seriously...)
Seems Big Bossman Editor is a fan of the ol' video games. He stumbled upon a wild Guthrie!
In answer to your question, Alex: no.
Remember in Septemeber when Sa was good and Cox was never going to play for us again. Same.— Alex (@royalcrisp) January 26, 2016
Even you would look beautiful in hindsight.
Must share this! #Readingfc fan, Aug 2005: "So we binned off the experience like Andy Hughes and signed nobodies like Doyle, Long, Hunt."— The Sum of the Parts (@SumOTParts) January 26, 2016
4-0: Jem Karacan (@JemKaracan6) gets his first goal in a Galatasaray shirt as he nods home Yasin Öztekin's deflected cross!— Galatasaray EN (@Galatasaray) January 26, 2016
*CRYPTIC TWEET WITH EMOJI KLAXON*
— Chris Gunter (@Chrisgunter16) January 27, 2016
*OWNERS SIGN RAKELS KLAXON*
Now I know how Real Madrid fans feel now with owners/boards signing players our clubs are so similar now #readingfc— DJ Seward (@darrenjseward) January 28, 2016
On the whole Rakels/owners thing. My take is Brian knew what he was getting into when he arrived. #readingfc— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) January 28, 2016
He's right, it happens everywhere. Barring Arsenal, I can barely think of a club where a manager has 100% say on signings. #readingfc— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) January 28, 2016
It's no different to when Clarke was here, the difference is McDermott has just admitted it. Fair play to him. #readingfc— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) January 28, 2016
The thug life chose him.
Sa long, goalscorer.
Yes, #BushWatch did return.
Thanks to modern tech and a new Twitter update, I'll be able to Periscope #BushWatch direct into your timeline.— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) January 31, 2016
Keep your peepers peeled.
Hammond has arrived and is behind me.— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) February 1, 2016
Look who I've just run into.— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) February 1, 2016
Deniss Rakels, everyone. pic.twitter.com/Ce1RFjNr35
Danny Williams to Swansea?! No. But that didn't stop the panic.
Danny Williams to Swansea then according to Sky, ah what a nice way that would be to kick things off. #readingfc— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) February 1, 2016
Eder likely to go to Lille until end of the season - loan deal. Sources. Also told Danny Williams deal unlikely despite talks with Reading— Amy Lewis (@AmyLewisSport) February 1, 2016
If Danny Williams goes we may as well pack up our season now and go home. Need to keep what's left of our squad together today. #readingfc— Andy Halls (@AndyBizarre) February 1, 2016
Possibly the most awkward handshake I've ever seen https://t.co/6MnIQDt1Db— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) February 2, 2016
PHOTO: Brian and Mick McCarthy greet each other ahead of the game. pic.twitter.com/5WGCcfaAyH— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) February 2, 2016
Reading lost to Ipswich. Cue meltdown.
McDermott woah, McDermott woah, he used to manage Slough, I wish he was there now #readingfc— Andy Charman (@AndyRFCCharman) February 2, 2016
The issue at #readingfc is the squad Clarke built at the start of the season. Never before has a team of individuals won anything, why now?!— Mark Wratten (@MarkWratten) February 2, 2016
Wonder if Brian'll change the club motto to 'Win next game, lose the one after that' #ReadingFC— Simeon F.W. Pickup (@BucksRoyal) February 2, 2016
So Brian McD has a PPG ratio of 0.29 in his last 40 games. Welcome to League 1 2016/17 season #ReadingFC— LordCKS (@LordCKS) February 3, 2016
Phew. That's your lot.
Did your tweet not make it? That's a shame. Try tweeting @RoyalHoops with some suggestions next time.