Wha'g'wan ma breadbin? It's been two weeks since the last edition of Tweets of the Week. I'm not really sure why, but it's become a bit of a 'thing' to be inconsistent with this feature. I kinda like it. Though you probably don't and the Big Bossman Editor almost certainly doesn't. Ho hum.
Enough ramble!
Let's start this with a tweet about one of our new signings and the shirt they need to live up to.
Yann Kermorgant will wear the no. 29 shirt, previously worn by Jure Travner.
— Dan Holloway (@RFCdan) January 22, 2016
Let's hope he can live up to that #ReadingFC legend
Paul McShane in the stands at the Mad Stad? Heck yeah.
What a player, what a man. Paul McShane watching the #ReadingFC game in the stands with the fans. Hero pic.twitter.com/SUxZWaJL9Y
— Dan Holloway (@RFCdan) January 23, 2016
Big J-Coops scored his first goal at the Mad Stad since the last edition of Tweets of the Week. Coincidentally, this was also the first time The Royals have scored from a corner since Cooper last scored.
Delighted to score my first goal at Madejski stadium!
— Jake Cooper (@jake__cooper) January 23, 2016
Bruh, don't make me get oldskool.
#Reading #ReadingFC pic.twitter.com/BYMWKcktM3
— Casual Mind (@CasualMind_) January 23, 2016
@UberrFootbaII really?? james harper was wearing laceless lottos ten years ago @ReadingFC https://t.co/TJLIoXxWhB
— Kevin Doyle (@KevinDoyle1983) January 24, 2016
We've also said ta-ta to Jake Taylor.
Just want to thank everyone at @ReadingFC for the last 16 years. I wish them all the best for the rest of the season and beyond
— Jake Taylor (@jaketaylor25) January 25, 2016
Blackman's arrival at Derby County still hasn't had much positivity.
Clement trying to find both Bradley Johnson and Nick Blackman's receipt tomorrow. #readingfc #dcfc #dcfcfans #ncfc pic.twitter.com/iRfryb13da
— Will (@WillStrange99) January 25, 2016
Hope I'm wrong but can't help thinking Reading have had our pants down getting £3m for Blackman. Shown nothing yet for me #dcfc #dcfcfans
— Rob Styles (@VainRob84) January 25, 2016
@DCFC_FanApp - same as last season too many bottlers. Reading must be laughing all the way to the bank - Blackman 3million. urhavinalaugh
— Nigel Robinson (@nigerobbo) January 25, 2016
Ryan who? — I kid, I kid. (No but seriously...)
Thanks mate. Once a Royal always a Royal #urz https://t.co/IcKXoGNBo6
— Ryan Edwards (@redwards_17) January 25, 2016
Seems Big Bossman Editor is a fan of the ol' video games. He stumbled upon a wild Guthrie!
Meanwhile Danny Guthrie has taken a different career path in the commonwealth #Fallout4 pic.twitter.com/7m3SrNm0ht
— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) January 26, 2016
In answer to your question, Alex: no.
Remember in Septemeber when Sa was good and Cox was never going to play for us again. Same.
— Alex (@royalcrisp) January 26, 2016
Even you would look beautiful in hindsight.
Must share this! #Readingfc fan, Aug 2005: "So we binned off the experience like Andy Hughes and signed nobodies like Doyle, Long, Hunt."
— The Sum of the Parts (@SumOTParts) January 26, 2016
Jem who?
4-0: Jem Karacan (@JemKaracan6) gets his first goal in a Galatasaray shirt as he nods home Yasin Öztekin's deflected cross!
— Galatasaray EN (@Galatasaray) January 26, 2016
*CRYPTIC TWEET WITH EMOJI KLAXON*
— Chris Gunter (@Chrisgunter16) January 27, 2016
*OWNERS SIGN RAKELS KLAXON*
Now I know how Real Madrid fans feel now with owners/boards signing players our clubs are so similar now #readingfc
— DJ Seward (@darrenjseward) January 28, 2016
On the whole Rakels/owners thing. My take is Brian knew what he was getting into when he arrived. #readingfc
— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) January 28, 2016
He's right, it happens everywhere. Barring Arsenal, I can barely think of a club where a manager has 100% say on signings. #readingfc
— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) January 28, 2016
It's no different to when Clarke was here, the difference is McDermott has just admitted it. Fair play to him. #readingfc
— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) January 28, 2016
The thug life chose him.
Deniss Rakels genuinely looks like an Eastern European hitman from a James Bond film #readingfc pic.twitter.com/OLSt4DeotG
— Will Bray (@willbray04) January 28, 2016
Incredible. #readingfc pic.twitter.com/Qv9pHoivfF
— Alex (@royalcrisp) January 28, 2016
Sa long, goalscorer.
Maccabi Tel Aviv's goal courtesy of Orlando Sa. Photo by @dovhal9 pic.twitter.com/pAEiNIER5e
— Joshua Halickman (@thesportsrabbi) January 28, 2016
Ooo-er.
Kinky.@Chrisgunter16 #readingfc pic.twitter.com/jstO3SVJOe
— Matthew (@maffff) January 29, 2016
Yes, #BushWatch did return.
Thanks to modern tech and a new Twitter update, I'll be able to Periscope #BushWatch direct into your timeline.
— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) January 31, 2016
Keep your peepers peeled.
Hammond has arrived and is behind me.
— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) February 1, 2016
When your too involved in #BushWatch and the 2 year old is let loose.Explain that one to the missus @JacobSouthKlein pic.twitter.com/gAFOLxTEnA
— Daniel Roy Mackay (@DanielRoyMackay) February 1, 2016
@JacobSouthKlein bush watching the #BushWatch pic.twitter.com/j680nWk1jz
— Dan Marshall (@djmar66) February 1, 2016
Look who I've just run into.
— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) February 1, 2016
Deniss Rakels, everyone. pic.twitter.com/Ce1RFjNr35
And this was the last we ever saw of @JacobSouthKlein
— Nath St Paul (@NathStPaulBAWF) February 1, 2016
RIP Brother #readingfc https://t.co/EN4OjezTrG
@NathStPaulBAWF @JacobSouthKlein @TheTilehurstEnd From Bushwatch to Bushsearch #bushmeat #missingperson #readingfc
— Blue & White Jester (@bw_jester_rfc) February 1, 2016
Has @JacobSouthKlein been nominated for a BAFTA yet, #bushwatch is so much more entertaining than anything on TV. #readingfc
— Footballparky (@Footballparky) February 1, 2016
Danny Williams to Swansea?! No. But that didn't stop the panic.
Danny Williams to Swansea then according to Sky, ah what a nice way that would be to kick things off. #readingfc
— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) February 1, 2016
Eder likely to go to Lille until end of the season - loan deal. Sources. Also told Danny Williams deal unlikely despite talks with Reading
— Amy Lewis (@AmyLewisSport) February 1, 2016
If Danny Williams goes we may as well pack up our season now and go home. Need to keep what's left of our squad together today. #readingfc
— Andy Halls (@AndyBizarre) February 1, 2016
Danny Williams remaining at #readingfc https://t.co/SFBDFATpOd
— Jake. (@JakeTalksSport) February 1, 2016
Awkward.
Possibly the most awkward handshake I've ever seen https://t.co/6MnIQDt1Db
— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) February 2, 2016
PHOTO: Brian and Mick McCarthy greet each other ahead of the game. pic.twitter.com/5WGCcfaAyH
— Reading FC (@ReadingFC) February 2, 2016
Reading lost to Ipswich. Cue meltdown.
When you see #readingfc fans tweeting #McDermottOut already. pic.twitter.com/SGnu6vZSG6
— Hoops (@RoyalHoops) February 2, 2016
McDermott woah, McDermott woah, he used to manage Slough, I wish he was there now #readingfc
— Andy Charman (@AndyRFCCharman) February 2, 2016
Brian McDermott paises #readingfc's "spirit & guts". But he admits they can't do much in the league with 3 away wins pic.twitter.com/Oln24tcpEM
— BBC Berkshire (@BBCBerkshire) February 2, 2016
The issue at #readingfc is the squad Clarke built at the start of the season. Never before has a team of individuals won anything, why now?!
— Mark Wratten (@MarkWratten) February 2, 2016
Wonder if Brian'll change the club motto to 'Win next game, lose the one after that' #ReadingFC
— Simeon F.W. Pickup (@BucksRoyal) February 2, 2016
So Brian McD has a PPG ratio of 0.29 in his last 40 games. Welcome to League 1 2016/17 season #ReadingFC
— LordCKS (@LordCKS) February 3, 2016
#readingfc Twitter after a loss. Every. Single. Time. pic.twitter.com/hvjNT5DQwm
— Hoops (@RoyalHoops) February 2, 2016
Phew. That's your lot.
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