Hoops is not one to be relied upon for a regular, weekly feature. I think that much is evident just by skimming over the publish dates of this very feature. I can only apologise and make blood sacrifices to The Tilehurst End gods to redeem myself, but if that doesn't work I guess all I can do is beg you'll forgive me.
*insert line of begging here*
Okay, now that's out of the way, let's head way back to mid-February.
Speaking about heading way back, how about this from Elm Park?
05/06 winger Glen Little reveals his unbelievable punditry skills.
It's been tough for Leicester since the sending off but Arsenal have evened things up by bringing Wellbeck on— Glen Little (@GlenLittle07) February 14, 2016
what do i know— Glen Little (@GlenLittle07) February 14, 2016
HRK gets all farewell-y before the FA Cup match against West Brom.
Spirit of South Bank, anyone?
New account set up by the fans, for the fans. We want your feedback and ideas on how we can bring back the spirit. #readingfc— SpiritOfTheSouthbank (@SouthbankSpirit) February 17, 2016
Talking identity, we want 'RFC' put in the seats in the north stand. Club have promised to look into this. No reason why it can't be done.— SpiritOfTheSouthbank (@SouthbankSpirit) February 17, 2016
Gunter signed a new contract since the last Tweets of the Week. That's how long it's been.
Shocking fact of the day.
Everyone loves Ali Al-Habsi now.
I won't go into the Chris Brunt coin incident too much, except for this.
Whoever threw that coin at Chris Brunt today, thousands if not millions of kids will see or hear about it. You're a disgrace.— Ben Foster (@BenFoster) February 20, 2016
Crystal Palace at home in the FA Cup quarter final. Here we go...
Pardew to return to the Mad Stad then. #readingfc— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) February 21, 2016
Will take that. Home tie. More winnable than some of the others. Pardew returns. Not Arsenal. Now please not on the Saturday, TV Gods.— Matt Williams (@mattwilliams100) February 21, 2016
Best draw the Royals could have hoped for #FACup— Glen Little (@GlenLittle07) February 21, 2016
Judas is coming back to the Madejski... #readingfc— H (@EastStandNapz) February 21, 2016
Great draw. Winnable. Judas 2.0 returns. #readingfc— Richard (Dougal) (@F8RDR) February 21, 2016
National what day?
Wash your mouth, Paul.
That was ugly but f**k it, 3 points! Well needed.— Paul McShane (@pmacca15) February 23, 2016
Remember Gorkss? He's become a magazine cover stay since he left the Royals.
Not bad value, that Charlton game.
That was a funny joke we played on everyone wasn't it!! I bet you's all fell for it. Great support, happy for Dennis he deserved that goal.— Paul McShane (@pmacca15) February 27, 2016
Rumours of the Monaco President joining up with the Thai Consortium at the Madejski Stadium. There's only way way to react.
Imagine living the life of luxury in Monaco, then finding out you're being sent on loan to #ReadingFC. I would cry.— Dan Holloway (@RFCdan) February 28, 2016
Former Reading FC winger Michail Antonio is in pretty damn good form in the Premier League at the moment. Even in his celebrations.
Michail Antonio: "I watched The Simpsons the other day and I saw Homer do it. I thought it looked hilarious!" pic.twitter.com/J0gntEvXWR— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) March 1, 2016
That's your lot.
I'll be back next week. I promise. (Unless I'm not.)