Warning: the article below is satirical, and not meant to be taken seriously.
Reading Football Club are not doing very well. When the club is not doing well, the #ReadingFC hashtag is not a friendly place to visit.
There are many stables full of high horses, a generational war and false accusations being thrown around so often that if we were to take part in a university drinking game, every Reading fan would be in the hospital having their stomach pumped.
So Tweets of the Week is going to be a little different this time. I'm not going to provide you with the 'best tweets from the past week' as I usually claim to do. No, sir (or madam), I am going to provide you with an 'Overreact-o-meter', graded from 1–5 (highest).
I realise that by doing this, I too am jumping on one of those high horses and making people aware of the fact that my opinion is the only one that counts. And that's because it is. So now you know. Ha.
It is likely you will be offended or unimpressed, but like the #ReadingFC hashtag, I DGAF.
Trigger warning: ridicule below. And bad language. And opinion.
This guy gets a 5.
There's some absolute cunts on #readingfc timeline most know fuck all and have no right to question an opinion of a ST of 26 years— Big Whack (@BoxingWatson) March 21, 2016
That'll be because he's OUT OF FORM. 3.
Do I really have to say it? I'll say it. ZINGAREVICH. 4.
Not that many years ago Saints finished 2nd to #readingfc. They are now 4 points from a Champ Lge place. And we're......Change needed fast!— David Luker (@DavidELuker) March 20, 2016
He has a point, but Warnock's the definition of asshole. Look it up. 3.
Can those still blaming it on everything but BM explain why Warnock is doing a better job having inherited a much bigger mess? #readingfc— Andy Charman (@AndyRFCCharman) March 20, 2016
Him again. 5.
There's some real bellends on #readingfc timeline, Nigel Pearson would have been ideal instead we get a bald cunt who ain't got a clue— Big Whack (@BoxingWatson) March 20, 2016
The same Blackman who hasn't scored since he joined Derby, who are woefully out of form? 1.
4 points from play-offs and falling fast. 4.
Going backwards under three different managers. Definitely the manager's problem. 1.
Simple fix, really. 2.
RELEGATION BECKONS, BOYS. 4.
"Great" squad? I think not, pal. 1.
Oh look, emojis. Witty. 3.
Disagree? You ain't no real fan, fam. 5.
All change. Because that worked well in the summer. 3.
I've had enough now. I can't handle it. I'm at the end of my tether.At the end of the day, there's more to life than football.
There is no overreaction here, just d'awwwwwww.
My son! Mother and baby doing great - what a whirlwind day, he nearly arrived in the car. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/oMtVCATugO— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) March 19, 2016
Thanks for all the kind messages, just been reading them all. Much appreciated. pic.twitter.com/XCVH6PQ19w— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) March 20, 2016
Oh, and if you're outraged at what I've published here today and want to defend your #McDermottOut opinion, email firstname.lastname@example.org
If you want someone to hate on, head to @RoyalHoops.