Sometimes, you sit down to write Tweets of the Week and there's just nothing witty to start the feature off with. You could start with an analogy about Tim Dellor, or McDermott, or Williams and McShane, but at the end of the day none of them would be funny.
TTE assistant editor Marc has encountered a real life Carabao. It looks like medicine.
Transfer rumour season is nigh.
McDermott's getting involved in football debates.
It wouldn't be Tweets of the Week without a bit of nostalgia.
The man Reading signed from Northern Ireland (inside joke) has extended his loan.
Toure to leave Man City and join Reading, following in George Evans' footsteps.
RUMOUR: does this guy know something about our summer transfer plans.... pic.twitter.com/d0A8liFkuL— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) April 9, 2016
The bare minimum we expect from players is to be professional and effort. Some of the players went below that today. Unacceptable #readingfc— Radio210 (@Royaltypoints) April 9, 2016
I rep' roughly what I said a month or so ago.. 3 simple words atm as things stand sum up #ReadingFC direction under the Thais:— Alex James (@PiaPiaPiazon) April 10, 2016
A slow death.
We love a good topical tweet on Tweets of the Week.
Jordan Speith looks like he won a season ticket to us next season #readingfc— Johnny Hunt (@Huntyroyal) April 10, 2016
Avram Grant saying he'll coach in England next season.... seen at the Mad Stad a few times, friendly with our owners. could he? #readingfc— Matthew (@maffff) April 11, 2016
Nostalgia pt II.
Little lad got lucky.
Nostalgia pt III.
Unprofessional or hilarious? I'm going for hilarious.
Away days. To Boro. And a last-gasp loss.
But Simon Cox broke his goalscoring drought. And almost broke Twitter.
Simon Cox is the most potent thing to come out of Tilehurst since the food poisoning I caught from a kebab from The Triangle— Jamaal (@jamaalm) April 12, 2016
The Boro winner was infuriating and hilarious in equal measures.
What was most slapstick bit of mighty Boro's brilliant bagatelle goal?— anthony vickers (@untypicalboro) April 13, 2016
Frustrations boil over. There is scalding hot water everywhere.
Williams and Mcshane square up!! Lets all just get to the end of the season and go on holiday!!!— Ady Williams (@willow1871) April 12, 2016
If you heard shouting in the background during Aitor's Tees interview it was fuming Brian McDermott kicking off at his local press #borolive— anthony vickers (@untypicalboro) April 12, 2016
Had a fight on the pitch, now for the Tim Dellor and BM one— fozziebear1 (@Fozziebear17) April 12, 2016
ICYMI: McDermott v Dellor, Round 1 https://t.co/HZktJErV5U— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) April 13, 2016
BM: I reacted the wrong way in post-match interview and I apologise. But I want to win and maybe the questions cdv been different #readingfc— Anthony Smith (@Smudgersport) April 14, 2016
This was appreciated.
That's your lot.
Whew, what a great week.