Since the last edition of Tweets of the Week, Reading Football Club has lost every football game they've played. It would not surprise me if they've even lost every game of FIFA they've played, and Monopoly, and Jenga, because they just can't seem to win anything at the moment no matter how hard they try.
As you can imagine, Twitter's been a fun place to hang out this week.
Here we go...
We'll start with a regular contributor to Tweets of the Week, JSK. He's got his positive hat on.
What if Gunter's injury is the little catalyst that McCleary needs to become the world's greatest fullback since Roberto Carlos?— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) April 14, 2016
And we love a topical tweet here, and when the topic is Liverpool's last-gasp winner against Dortmund in the Europa League quarter-final, it's worth including.
It's good, but it's not quite Reading 4-3 Doncaster in 2010.— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) April 14, 2016
McShane and Williams have accepted their 3 match bans for hating each other on the pitch. JSK (again) comes up with gold.
*both players accept three-match ban*— Jacob South Klein (@JacobSouthKlein) April 15, 2016
Williams: "Pub."#readingfc pic.twitter.com/mqop5awphi
Reading lost to Leeds. On the plus side, Coral did this which was pretty funny.
Leeds Reading line up has been announced! pic.twitter.com/MNjItirATO— Coral (@Coral) April 16, 2016
We need this at the Madejski. Let's get #BroncoAtTheMadStad trending.
Outside Stamford Bridge, Carabao's bucking bronco is proving challenging... https://t.co/RGXTE9RYxD— Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) April 16, 2016
We can neither confirm nor deny rumours that this #9 has recently signed for Reading Football Club…
Tbf this guy could probably do better than any of our players right now #readingfc pic.twitter.com/MLXsQGYhus— Dan (@LoyalRoyalDan__) April 16, 2016
Fancy a season summary in one tweet? Take this.
In fact that 90 minutes summed up the season. Showed some promise, good start, collapse, threaten to come back - but fail. #readingfc— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) April 16, 2016
My reaction to the Leeds result today knowing our season finished after the Palace game. #readingfc pic.twitter.com/O2lt0iJ0NY— Taylor Cornish (@T_Cornish) April 16, 2016
3 pints of Guinness if you win.
'It's a big summer for him'— Matt (@RustyRoyal) April 16, 2016
'He's done it before in this league'
'He's Reading through & through'#Brian'sBingo #McDermottOut #readingfc
Amidst the angst and depression, we have this memory of a wonderful day. It ended in disappointment, but let's look past that.
1 YEAR AGO TODAY: #ReadingFC played in a first FA Cup semi-final for 88 years. A proud day to be a Royal. pic.twitter.com/V7P3qVmWE9— Talk Reading (@TalkReading) April 18, 2016
Charles Watts, GetReading reporter and gif extraordinaire.
Fred Graham will referee tomorrow's game, the last time he took charge of #readingfc was in October - at Fulham. pic.twitter.com/tgdGR6fNti— Charles Watts (@charles_watts) April 18, 2016
McShane doing what McShane does. The lad in the car needs a hug. I'll hug you, mate.
@pmacca15 / Stephen Quinn? #readingfc pic.twitter.com/u0vscUuMlk— . (@gmacsmagic) April 19, 2016
Looks like I've eaten him. https://t.co/zONGVBqCHH— Paul McShane (@pmacca15) April 19, 2016
Introducing the latest world-class attacking trident, VCR!
Messi, Suarez, Neymar is good, but it's not quite Rakels, Vydra, Cox is it #readingfc— Alex Stone (@TheRoyalStone) April 19, 2016
Fosu and Stacey scored out on loan. Liam Kelly got Man of the Match. #loanwatchterritory
STANLEY SCORE - Windass hits the post and Fosu is there to put the ball home 1-2 #hufc— Accrington Stanley (@ASFCofficial) April 19, 2016
GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLL STACEY #CUFC— Carlisle United FC (@officialcufc) April 19, 2016
FULL TIME: Bath City 0-3 Whitehawk. Attendance- 442. MOTM- Liam Kelly. #Romans pic.twitter.com/5jWZQumRCZ— Bath City FC (@BathCity_FC) April 19, 2016
Can't believe this chant didn't take off.
Shout out to the chap at the back of Y26 who tried to start a 'you stink of fish' chant.— The Tilehurst End (@TheTilehurstEnd) April 19, 2016
Another team comes from behind to beat us when it took us over a year to do the same. Mentally we're as soft as a kitten. Tedious #readingfc— mostlybobbins (@mostlybobbins) April 19, 2016
That's your lot.
Keep smiling, Reading fans, or else you'll cry.