The best thing about highlights being on YouTube is that we can all procrastinate while we're at work on a Tuesday morning and watch three penalties being scored over, and over, and over again.

The video

The thoughts

0:00-0:16

Skills. Dem skills. Oh, he's just passed back.

Blackett can't cros—eh? What? Oh!

0:17-0:37

G'wan Garath, you've got this. You're thinking the same as I am: "What on earth is that goalie doing?"

0:38-1:00

Garath, you shouldn't have let him win that so easily.

Oh! You shouldn't have let him get that cross in.

Oh! You shouldn't have pushed him…

1:01-1:04

They've got an old Barcelona kit on.

1:05-1:15

Dammit!

1:16-1:37

Joey, you're such a hunk.

Okay, here comes the corner… Eh?

Hahaha sweet…

1:38-2:05

He's doing it again. What's he doing?

Wahey! Are you Gylfi in disguise?!

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