The best thing about a 0-0 bore draw is a point. There is no best thing about watching the highlights of such a match. But here we go anyway…
Oh, this doesn't look dangerou—OHMYGODGETITOUT!
Well, that's a foul, no?
It's a foul. REF!
Ali Al Flapsi out in force today, I see.
Ah, the return of the Danny Williams special: speculative long shot.
There was so much more on there than that weak effort, mate.
Okay, bored now.
Do these "highlights" ever end?
You'd think a weak shot rolled along the floor like that would be easy to deal with. You forget it's Al Flapsi today.
So the game ended with both sides fed up and taking pot shots. Fun.