The best thing about a 0-0 bore draw is a point. There is no best thing about watching the highlights of such a match. But here we go anyway…

The video

The thoughts

0:00-0:14

Oh, this doesn't look dangerou—OHMYGODGETITOUT!

0:15-0:27

Well, that's a foul, no?

It's a foul. REF!

Nevermind...

0:28-0:39

Ali Al Flapsi out in force today, I see.

0:40-0:52

0:53-1:03

Ah, the return of the Danny Williams special: speculative long shot.

1:04-1:10

There was so much more on there than that weak effort, mate.

1:11-1:16

Okay, bored now.

1:17-1:27

Do these "highlights" ever end?

1:28-1:45

You'd think a weak shot rolled along the floor like that would be easy to deal with. You forget it's Al Flapsi today.

1:46-2:01

So the game ended with both sides fed up and taking pot shots. Fun.