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The best thing about a 0-0 bore draw is a point. There is no best thing about watching the highlights of such a match. But here we go anyway…
The video
The thoughts
0:00-0:14
Oh, this doesn't look dangerou—OHMYGODGETITOUT!
0:15-0:27
Well, that's a foul, no?
It's a foul. REF!
Nevermind...
0:28-0:39
Ali Al Flapsi out in force today, I see.
0:40-0:52
0:53-1:03
Ah, the return of the Danny Williams special: speculative long shot.
1:04-1:10
There was so much more on there than that weak effort, mate.
1:11-1:16
Okay, bored now.
1:17-1:27
Do these "highlights" ever end?
1:28-1:45
You'd think a weak shot rolled along the floor like that would be easy to deal with. You forget it's Al Flapsi today.
1:46-2:01
So the game ended with both sides fed up and taking pot shots. Fun.