Obviously, I watched the game that sent The Royals through to Wembley and a play-off final.

But, for the purpose of this feature, I pretend I haven't watched the games. So, bear that in mind when you read the following thoughts I had while watching the highlights. (This feature really isn't all that difficult to write.)

The video

The thoughts

0:00-0:19

Oh, what a save!

0:20-0:33

Cairney's dangerous in these positions. Be on your guard.

Oh! What a save!

OH! WHAT A SAVE AGAIN!

0:34-0:48

He's flicked that with his hand. Pen, surely?

Pen!

Listen to that roar. Crowd on form here.

0:49-1:04

Ok. Penalties. Yann can do this. Just don't panenka it, or do anything daft. Hit it hard. Please.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ASHDBJAHBFAEIVBIEVBA

1:05-1:17

Stay calm. It's only Wembley. Stay calm.

GET ANOTHER, SEAL THE DEAL!

Ahhhhhh damn.

1:18-1:32

Reading are getting the best chances!

I'm not lying when I say I think my 70-odd something grandmother could have scored that. But... Y'know. It's Swift. I love Swift. I'll let him off (providing we win.)

1:33-1:46

Fulham are so quick and good with the ball. This is going to be dangerou—OH MY WORD. That was so close.

1:47-2:08

Hold on. Please don't concede. Come on.

Oh, well that was fancy. Fancy pants.

YEAH! Miss/save, whatever it was, I'm glad it was.

QUE SERA SERA!