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Allegedly.

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Reading need a striker. With just three senior goal-getters in the current squad, one of which will miss the start of the new season through injury, Jaap Stam is on the look out for a new frontman to bolster the firepower of his team.

Yesterday, Ross McCormack and Nahki Wells (of course) became the latest players to be linked with a move to Berkshire, joining a list that already comprised of Sone Aluko, Idrissa Sylla, Ashley Fletcher and Tomer Hemed.

But we at The Tilehurst End may or may not have found some exclusive scoops on a few more strikers that could make the switch to the Madejski Stadium...

Our sources in France tell us that the Royals have joined the race to sign highly rated Monaco teenager Kylian Mbappe. He’s priced at £161 million? Who cares? Reading need a striker.

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We’re hearing from Italy that Antonio Cassano is looking to finish his career with a spell in Berkshire. He’s signed for Hellas Verona? He’s retired? He’s having a season at Hellas Verona? He’s retired again? Who cares? Reading need a striker.

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In Lancashire, a couple of local papers are claiming that Dominic Samuel of Blackburn is ready to make the step up to the Championship with Reading amongst the clubs interested. He only left the Royals last week? Who cares? Reading need a striker.

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According to reports in the Netherlands, Jaap Stam is going to use his Dutch connections to bring in Ruud van Nistelrooy. He retired five years ago? Who cares? Reading need a striker.

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After seeing Dave Kitson claim that Reading haven’t ever invited him back to the Mad Stad, the club are weighing up a move for the 37-year-old. He’s retired too? Who cares? Reading need a striker.

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Reading could be about to bring in one of the greatest goalscorers in the history of football as rumours in Portugal suggest that Eusebio is weighing up a move to the Royals. He’s dead? Who cares? Reading need a striker.

We’ll keep you up to date with all the above nonsense rumours as soon as we get any new information.