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Tweets Of The Week: Ejaria Appreciation Society

Hoops returns with Tweets of the Week, a feature which does exactly what it says on the tin: brings you some of the best Royals-related tweets from the past week.

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Yo. I’m Hoops, and this is the much-anticipated surprising return of Tweets of the Week. If you’re unfamiliar with the format, allow me to explain.

I spend a lot of my time on Twitter. I like tweets. I put them in this column and add a little commentary. You read, then go about your life as if you have not. And so on.

Anyway, enough blabbering, here are some of the best Reading-related tweets of 2020 so far.

Fair ruddy play to these guys. I can hardly walk 20 minutes round the block without needing a sit down and a Kit Kat.

This was all our faces when we were watching The Royals over the Christmas period.

If any children are reading: this is Tiger Woods and he’s amazed he’s managed to open a bottle of champagne.

Ovie Ejaria absolutely ripped apart the opposition in our New Year’s Day game against Fulham. Bowen knew it. Look at that face. The scamp.

Any cheer you were feeling after a strong 2-1 victory over Fulham at Craven Cottage might have been dampened by this grumpy troll.

Then Scottish Pirlo tweeted this and we all felt much better.

Prove them wrong.

You can’t.

Cabral’s heroics at Fulham earned him a shoutout on a Twitter account with a blue tick that wasn’t @ReadingFC. Check him out.

Tyler Blackett is basically Roberto Carlos 2.0.

I demand Netflix make a movie out of this. Sign my petition, etc.

Not sure if Tweets of the Week or just an excuse to get a lot of Ejaria propaganda out to a wider circle...

Eamonn Dolan would be so proud. ❤

Rules to doing a Panenka penalty:

  1. Don’t.
  2. Just don’t.

You either fail and look a twit. Or succeed and look an arrogant arse.

Who’s looking forward to the Blackpool Riots of 2020? A day for the history books.

Shame the boy’s joining Wolves in January, innit?

Submitted without comment.

See previous caption for Ejaria-related tweet. ‍♂️

I’ve pre-booked my tickets.

Curo’ll still be scoring goals for fun in his 50s.

His family and friends aren’t going to like spending time around Josh now he’s chosen to live life as a mute.

*xf*rd United are basically a Reading FC cast-off club now.

And more clubs need to follow suit. Sort it out, @MostOfTheChampionship.

Please don’t win it!

There is a very real curse and we could do without it, TYVM.

A’ite, I’m about done here.

Until next week.