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TOTW: Toast bell, Manchester excitement and more...

Tweets of the Week, featuring TOTW favourite Sean Morrison, Manchester United roller coaster and more....

Michael Regan

It's been a crazy week. This week we see a brand new insult with regards to #cerealquest, we see some exceptional stuff at the (literally) Mad Stad and TOTW gets a little beauty treatment.

Let's begin. Enter TOTW favourite Big Sean, who this week is chomping Alpen.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I've discovered a way to enhance the taste of this ridiculed cereal! Its all about the milk! Quantity and the amount u pour in each time</p>&mdash; sean morrison (@seanmorrison_91) <a href="https://twitter.com/seanmorrison_91/status/274149271153020928" data-datetime="2012-11-29T13:54:14+00:00">November 29, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>You must NOT drown this little bowl of oaty goodness! Be gentle! Treat it like a woman! Caress the milk into the bowl softy with the utmost</p>&mdash; sean morrison (@seanmorrison_91) <a href="https://twitter.com/seanmorrison_91/status/274149769239228417" data-datetime="2012-11-29T13:56:13+00:00">November 29, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Boring, bland cereal is nw a household FAV! Flavoursome and beautiful! ... 4/5 spoons ... You can thank me later people! <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23cerealquest">#cerealquest</a></p>&mdash; sean morrison (@seanmorrison_91) <a href="https://twitter.com/seanmorrison_91/status/274150494308540416" data-datetime="2012-11-29T13:59:05+00:00">November 29, 2012</a></blockquote>

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Probably our favourite thing about this week has been the following tweet.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>"@<a href="https://twitter.com/jinner03">jinner03</a>: @<a href="https://twitter.com/seanmorrison_91">seanmorrison_91</a> your annoying with your cereal chat fuck off." Toast bell</p>&mdash; sean morrison (@seanmorrison_91) <a href="https://twitter.com/seanmorrison_91/status/274160353120772096" data-datetime="2012-11-29T14:38:16+00:00">November 29, 2012</a></blockquote>

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It's been this guys fave, too.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>When @<a href="https://twitter.com/seanmorrison_91">seanmorrison_91</a> calls someone a toast bell. Hahahahahahahaha fucking hell</p>&mdash; Alyn Tucker (@alyntucker) <a href="https://twitter.com/alyntucker/status/274161585621180418" data-datetime="2012-11-29T14:43:10+00:00">November 29, 2012</a></blockquote>

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On to the Manchester madness.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Ooops!!Great <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23readingfc">#readingfc</a> goal, but maybe too early.Might just annoy <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23mufc">#mufc</a>., with 81 minutes left to hold a lead.</p>&mdash; Jon Keen (@urzz1871) <a href="https://twitter.com/urzz1871/status/274930792604504065" data-datetime="2012-12-01T17:39:43+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Well we were never going to keep a clean sheet. Our defence is more leaky than an OAPs bladder. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23readingfc">#readingfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23MUFC">#MUFC</a></p>&mdash; Jessica Charman (@jesscharman) <a href="https://twitter.com/jesscharman/status/274931893902929920" data-datetime="2012-12-01T17:44:06+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Only until @<a href="https://twitter.com/joey7barton">joey7barton</a> gets back RT @<a href="https://twitter.com/maffff">maffff</a>:Le Fondre - best Frenchman in the Premier League.</p>&mdash; MirrorFootball (@MirrorFootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/MirrorFootball/status/274933521368379392" data-datetime="2012-12-01T17:50:34+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>You have to admit... Supporting - and watching - <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23readingfc">#readingfc</a> is never dull....</p>&mdash; ajb1871 (@RDG1871) <a href="https://twitter.com/RDG1871/status/274935265762635776" data-datetime="2012-12-01T17:57:30+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>This isn't football!</p>&mdash; G.Neville (@GNev2) <a href="https://twitter.com/GNev2/status/274937061247684608" data-datetime="2012-12-01T18:04:38+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>That's all right, I think it's our turn next.</p>&mdash; Pick Reading (@PickReading) <a href="https://twitter.com/PickReading/status/274937263635439617" data-datetime="2012-12-01T18:05:26+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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McAnuff just shouldn't shoot.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Never let Jobi McAnuff take a shot. Unless he's playing Rugby.</p>&mdash; @maffff (@maffff) <a href="https://twitter.com/maffff/status/274945059886088192" data-datetime="2012-12-01T18:36:25+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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And amongst all the goals, there's some frustrating pronunciation.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Really pissing me off the way the commentator is pronouncing Adam Le Fondre's name. He is not Le Fon and he is not French.</p>&mdash; Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) <a href="https://twitter.com/FootyAccums/status/274946854402281473" data-datetime="2012-12-01T18:43:33+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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And a player stepped it up a level.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hal Robson Kanu has proven me wrong too. I said he wasn't a starter but he's done we'll recently. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23readingfc">#readingfc</a></p>&mdash; Michael Wade (@mikewadeESPN) <a href="https://twitter.com/mikewadeESPN/status/274957049580892160" data-datetime="2012-12-01T19:24:03+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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Tabb got a bit caught up in the emotion. Hilariously.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>That Jay Tabb foul makes me laugh every time I see it. No need for it, steams in from nowhere.</p>&mdash; Jacob Steinberg (@JacobSteinberg) <a href="https://twitter.com/JacobSteinberg/status/275006264050855936" data-datetime="2012-12-01T22:39:37+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Jay Tabb covered 7.33 miles against Manchester United further than any other player in yesterdays games <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23readingfc">#readingfc</a></p>&mdash; EPL Stat Man (@EPLStatman) <a href="https://twitter.com/EPLStatman/status/275254340455903232" data-datetime="2012-12-02T15:05:23+00:00">December 2, 2012</a></blockquote>

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And, despite the loss, there are positives.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I want to know where that fight was against Wigan &amp; Villa... <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23readingfc">#readingfc</a></p>&mdash; Dominique Gilbert (@dom_gilbert) <a href="https://twitter.com/dom_gilbert/status/274957198868754432" data-datetime="2012-12-01T19:24:39+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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The midweek friendly didn't go well, either.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Not great that a <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23readingfc">#readingfc</a> side with Pearce, Gorkss, Harte, Guthrie, Gunnarsson, McCleary, Pogrebnyak and Hunt lost 2-0 to Stevenage</p>&mdash; Jonny Fordham (@JonnyFordham) <a href="https://twitter.com/JonnyFordham/status/276272381486587904" data-datetime="2012-12-05T10:30:43+00:00">December 5, 2012</a></blockquote>

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Time for the mini-feature, Stats of the Week!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>If <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23readingfc">#readingfc</a> hadn't dropped any points from a winning position this season, we would be 5th <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23encouragingsigns">#encouragingsigns</a></p>&mdash; Tom de Oliveira (@tomdeOliveira96) <a href="https://twitter.com/tomdeOliveira96/status/274568139176554496" data-datetime="2012-11-30T17:38:40+00:00">November 30, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Adam Le Fondre cost £300k and scored 16 in 46 games. Fernando Torres £50mil and scored 18 in 89 <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23readingfc">#readingfc</a></p>&mdash; Ed Ryding (@Official_Rydum) <a href="https://twitter.com/Official_Rydum/status/275018460323516417" data-datetime="2012-12-01T23:28:05+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Five goals in 23 minutes so far. Reading were involved in the highest-scoring match in <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23BPL">#BPL</a> history. Remember this? <a href="http://t.co/WpRMKZ2Q" title="http://bit.ly/rdggoals">bit.ly/rdggoals</a></p>&mdash; Premier League (@premierleague) <a href="https://twitter.com/premierleague/status/274934922630811649" data-datetime="2012-12-01T17:56:08+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>3-2 (23') This is the first time in the <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23EPL">#EPL</a> history that United concede a 3rd goal within 37 minutes. Fastest 3rd goal conceded by them</p>&mdash; Infostrada Sports (@InfostradaLive) <a href="https://twitter.com/InfostradaLive/status/274935965217345536" data-datetime="2012-12-01T18:00:16+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>24 - Manchester United have never conceded three goals before the 24th minute in a Premier League game before. Madness.</p>&mdash; OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) <a href="https://twitter.com/OptaJoe/status/274935838167691264" data-datetime="2012-12-01T17:59:46+00:00">December 1, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>On that note...the only defender to score more Premier League goals than @<a href="https://twitter.com/seanmorrison_91">seanmorrison_91</a> is Chelsea's Ivanovic! <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23readingfc">#readingfc</a></p>&mdash; Reading FC (@ReadingFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReadingFC/status/275621399404609536" data-datetime="2012-12-03T15:23:57+00:00">December 3, 2012</a></blockquote>

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Oh, and Reading are off to see the mighty 'Sir' Steve Coppell.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Crawley away. Pleased with that, be good to see Mr Coppell. <a href="http://t.co/Ps74olUH" title="http://twitter.com/Urzzz/status/275250870663389184/photo/1">twitter.com/Urzzz/status/2…</a></p>&mdash; Rob M (@Urzzz) <a href="https://twitter.com/Urzzz/status/275250870663389184" data-datetime="2012-12-02T14:51:36+00:00">December 2, 2012</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>STAND UP FOR STEVE COPPELL <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23readingfc">#readingfc</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23crawleytown">#crawleytown</a></p>&mdash; Jonny Williams (@jonnafon) <a href="https://twitter.com/jonnafon/status/275251892144181248" data-datetime="2012-12-02T14:55:39+00:00">December 2, 2012</a></blockquote>

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To top it all off, where would we be without Bill Oddie?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Oh the guilt the guilt.Reading 3 Man Utd 4. I'd've settled for a draw. Honest. Try NOT singing about me. Maybe that will help.Sorry.</p>&mdash; Bill Oddie Official (@BillOddie) <a href="https://twitter.com/BillOddie/status/275689871031549952" data-datetime="2012-12-03T19:56:01+00:00">December 3, 2012</a></blockquote>

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Ta-da! Which has been your favourite? Are there any we've missed? Let us know.